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    (News) Girl 7, given blow-up sheep sex doll as fair prize



    "A Stoke family was left shocked after their young daughter was given a blow-up sheep sex doll as a prize at a fair on the weekend.

    The seven-year-old girl arrived home proudly showing off her sheep, which came complete with a French maid's bonnet and long-lashed blue eyes, The Nelson Mail reports."





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    Pfft, like I would shag a sheep as homely as that...as-if!!
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    Why did she go to the media?, is she starving for attention or is this how morons complain these days?

    fcuk me woman, laugh it off and ring the stall holder, its as funny as all fuck.
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    Giggity giggity

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    At 7 years old, I bet she wouldn't even know what a sex doll is. To her its just a blow up toy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jantar View Post
    At 7 years old, I bet she wouldn't even know what a sex doll is. To her its just a blow up toy.
    ...with a secret compartment...yay....

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    They'll find out about secks some day anyway. I don't see what the problem is.

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    Gold. That is hilarious.

    I bet dad has taken more interest in the toys daughters plays with now..
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    Is the fair back on this weekend?? Where will it be? Which stall had these? Any other animals??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodman View Post
    Why did she go to the media?, is she starving for attention or is this how morons complain these days?

    fcuk me woman, laugh it off and ring the stall holder, its as funny as all fuck.
    Agreed! the company said sorry and explained mistake - why go to media. Bloody moaners - used to be us poms that were said to be moaners!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CAMSec View Post
    ...with a secret compartment...yay....
    Really? When I read the article I wondered about that as to how they decided it was a sex toy. I mean to say, sure if you look at the way it is clothed it's a bit strange for a sheep, although nursery rhymes and kids stories are full of animals not truly represented as animals. In the majority of these animals wear all sorts of clothing, have "elevenses", drive cars etc. etc. So what really made this a sex toy? Does is it have that 'little extra something' which defines it as such? And even if it did, when I think of those gross key ring animals which poop when you squeeze them she could just be told it was a licorice allsorts dispenser...
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    Really? When I read the article I wondered about that as to how they decided it was a sex toy. I mean to say, sure if you look at the way it is clothed it's a bit strange for a sheep, although nursery rhymes and kids stories are full of animals not truly represented as animals. In the majority of these animals wear all sorts of clothing, have "elevenses", drive cars etc. etc. So what really made this a sex toy? Does is it have that 'little extra something' which defines it as such? And even if it did, when I think of those gross key ring animals which poop when you squeeze them she could just be told it was a licorice allsorts dispenser...
    Do you mean is there a deep tight hole at the back where the penis should enter? Is that what you are asking?

    Google "Sheep sex blow doll" and you'll find your answer there. Google Image search is better.


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