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    Quote Originally Posted by Mully View Post
    While some may see this as the proverbial rat deserting a sinking ship, I prefer to think of it as quietly stepping out of a bathtub you have been sharing with four retarded children while they are busy arguing over who lost the soap
    BTW are you David Thorne?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smifffy View Post
    BTW are you David Thorne?

    Loved your work with the lost kitty poster!


    I nearly died LOLLING when I read that, and I was under notice from my last shithole of a job so I thought it was appropriate.

    I really should get around to changing that sig now....
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    His site has a new one where he responds to some hate mail: its great.
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    thats one reason why i dont beleive in marriage.
    i have to pay the state, for a license, to say im legally, (or morally) bound to NOT sleep with anyone else?
    wow, thats a win-win situation.
    "I saw, I came, I conquered".

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    Jeez - only cost us $65 to get married - by Elvis, no less........
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    Quote Originally Posted by p.dath View Post
    Its more of a fight to stop it flowing out the door, and the more I think about it, a celebrant is a luxury we can live without. Silly me for getting my hopes up.
    Yeah, know that feeling. Make it legal at the office and make a grand entrance to your back yard 'wedding' and make your speeches there.

    Quote Originally Posted by Smifffy View Post
    Hard to believe she had turned up to marry me.
    Funny, I thought the same thing when my wife turned up at our wedding. Actually, I quite often still think that now

    Quote Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase View Post
    His site has a new one where he responds to some hate mail: its great.
    There was another one on there about original designs for some work but it disappeared, someone must have gone all legal on his arse
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    Quote Originally Posted by p.dath View Post


    My partner and I are getting married the middle of this year, and cash is a serious issue.
    Thats great news! I got married nearly 2 years ago and did it all very cheaply and it was a beautiful day. We were married at my parents garden and had a catered bbq. It is not about the money spent, it is about sharing the day with the important people in your life. I was trying to buy my first road bike so I didn't want to be spending a lot on a wedding!

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    A guy who was our usher/seat organiser at our hitching had his engagement party the weekend of MAG at Taupo,we said we couldn't go.Turned out the couple were having a few drinks and then heading inside,only to open their garage door to have a celebrant there ready to wed them.Took everyone by surprise,his brothers and parents had no idea,a few mates thought they'd turn up later in afternoon to find they'd missed the wedding.I rang him at lunchtime,he had had a few beers,and told him he could still run.
    Hello officer put it on my tab

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