Ya got nothin on me ya fat coont ! 28 yrs i been married, the last 23 have been the happiest ! I do miss that dog though, but i hear it's dead and life goes on they say !
So anyway in accordance with cellibrating ya hangin on as well as ya have, like to show ya some hospitallity, so a dirty weekend is up on offer, got us a double room here at the pad your wellcome to make yaself at home in for a few days, if yr into it !
If ya wanna be bringin her indoors along, all good, but she'll have to pay for the dirty girls !!!
Lol nah ya fat prick, the girls don't come near our pad, fuck knows why, but the double room is there if ya want a cheap weekend away (i wont even sniff the sheets, cause i know what friggin pies ya like)
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