View Poll Results: Is Carver for real?

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  • Yes - he is a sex god and women fall at his feet

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  • No- Carver would never sell out to the straight side

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  • this is Carvers latest stunt- he isnt even in Mexico at all!

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Thread: Has Carver got married in Mexico?

  1. 16th January 2011, 13:35 #1
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    Has Carver got married in Mexico?

    well word has it that Carver has met the love of his life in Mexico. a Little Latina Catholic girl named Gisala

    Quote " il bring her back with me to nz on thursday, i cant belive i found someone stupid enough to marry me, oh, and she speaks no english"


    is this just Carver Bullshit or has he done it- YOU BE THE JUDGE
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  2. 16th January 2011, 14:33 #2
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  3. 16th January 2011, 14:50 #3
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    Just heard that myself....
    Is it for real, ?
    or is he pulling our tit.?.
    could be interesting......
    And that is the honest truth your honour..
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  4. 16th January 2011, 14:54 #4
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    What about option "Yes - she wants out of Mexico so bad"
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  5. 16th January 2011, 14:54 #5
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    where's the "I couldn't care less' option?
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  6. 16th January 2011, 14:55 #6
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    Do you think Carver will convert to Catholicism?!!

    CFSC?
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  7. 16th January 2011, 14:57 #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by steve_t View Post
    Do you think Carver will convert to Catholicism?!!

    CFSC?
    well ... he would have to give up that morman mob 1st...
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  8. 16th January 2011, 15:39 #8
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    Catholic girls - buttsecks to preserve virginity for marriage. Giving it should be a pleasant change for Carver.
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  9. 16th January 2011, 16:15 #9
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  10. 16th January 2011, 16:18 #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hans View Post
    Catholic girls - buttsecks to preserve virginity for marriage. Giving it should be a confusing and unlikeable change for Carver.
    FTFY.... you're welcome

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  11. 16th January 2011, 16:19 #11
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    3 votes for sex god

    has carver got 3 different logins?
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  12. 16th January 2011, 16:25 #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by theblackstig View Post
    3 votes for sex god

    has carver got 3 different logins?
    Unlikely. I'd say that his Mormon crew are voting for their leader.
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  13. 16th January 2011, 16:47 #13
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    Well, It;s All Over Town In Mekky-co.....

    Even the local gay community has heard the news......

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  14. 16th January 2011, 17:44 #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by cave weta View Post
    a Little Latina Catholic girl named Gisala
    Sure that ain't Gisela?

    Anyway, I'm not voting until there are more options!
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