How to pick up a fallen motorbike

[mstriumph]

would be hard ...... i don't usually frequent the sort of bars they hang out in
[boom boom]

[stunz]

...sometimes you just gotta be resoursefull.

agreed. the main thing is not too freak out and lean over and try to wrench the bike up off the ground. youll give yerself a hernia. (yes, experience is a great tutor. no hernia, just a mean-as groin strain ) give yourself a mo to think before deciding how to get it back up again. you've got time to comtemplate...i mean, you have stopped right?...

[username]

All of this advise is great. Unless of course you own a full dress 1800 goldwing. In which case the method is as follows.
Yell at the top of your lungs "ohhhh SHIIIIIIT" As it tumbles on its side.
Followed by a quick phone call to a local towie to hoist it back on its wheels using the pannier rails as a lifting point.
Those things are really really heavy.

[XP@]

All of this advise is great. Unless of course you own a full dress 1800 goldwing. In which case the method is as follows.
Yell at the top of your lungs "ohhhh SHIIIIIIT" As it tumbles on its side.
Followed by a quick phone call to a local towie to hoist it back on its wheels using the pannier rails as a lifting point.
Those things are really really heavy.

I thought a gold wing was the motorcycle equivalent of a weeble...

Or there is enough space to store a jack