Old Spice

**davebullet** · 19th January 2011, 10:01

Hey Indy,

Can you order me a soap on a rope to go with that?

Do any of you kids remember "soapy turtles?"

**allycatz** · 19th January 2011, 16:40

Originally Posted by Katman

Anyone remember Apple shampoo?

Green stuff that smelt like Granny Smith? (as in real apple not lady from the retirement village)...think there was a red apple one too

**John_H** · 19th January 2011, 17:57

Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones

I mean Old Spice is fairly popular, why isn't it imported here on a larger scale?

-Indy

Because it smells like shit. I would rather eat my own feet than apply it to my skin!

**Indiana_Jones** · 19th January 2011, 18:09

Originally Posted by John_H

Because it smells like shit. I would rather eat my own feet than apply it to my skin!

Each to their own sunshine.

-Indy

**Pixie** · 21st January 2011, 07:25

Fuck me dead.
Next there'll be searches for Brylcreem and bleedin' Bay Rum

**Swoop** · 21st January 2011, 09:34

Surely some Hoppe's #9 would be nicer?

**Murray** · 21st January 2011, 09:41

Originally Posted by Pixie

Fuck me dead.
Next there'll be searches for Brylcreem and bleedin' Bay Rum

Bay Rum, great stuff, giving it a slap on the face was good but the swig after was hard work.

**avgas** · 21st January 2011, 09:44

Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones

Next thing you know you'll be mocking my tweed sports coat....

-Indy

No - It suits you.
We can't all look good. So I am glad that you are willing to take one for the team.

**Indiana_Jones** · 21st January 2011, 17:21

They sell Brylcreem at the Warehouse lol

But I don't use hair products, so will stick to Old Spice and Hoppes #9

Don't be too envious avgas....

-Indy

**oldrider** · 21st January 2011, 18:37

Originally Posted by Pixie

Fuck me dead.
Next there'll be searches for Brylcreem and bleedin' Bay Rum

Showing a bit of "age" mentioning "Bay Rum" Pixie!

Hey Indy that Old Spice is wayyyyy out of date ..... that was the most requested "gay accessory" asked for to be smuggled in by merchant seamen back in the early nineteen sixties!

Sheesh, You gotta be kidding!

**tri boy** · 21st January 2011, 19:26

Indy, blokes don't wear perfume mmmmkay, it hides the fruitiness of ones botty burps

Also, if you really want attention from the ladies, run your fore finger from the base of your ball sack, across your anus, and slightly below the baseline of the builders crack.
Then, gently dab the residue on ones neck.
Chicks will track that aroma down, (for various reasons), and blokes will leave you be, so you will be unchallenged in the mating jousts.
No need to thank me for this knowledge.

**admenk** · 22nd January 2011, 08:08

Originally Posted by tri boy

Indy, blokes don't wear perfume mmmmkay, it hides the fruitiness of ones botty burps

Also, if you really want attention from the ladies, run your fore finger from the base of your ball sack, across your anus, and slightly below the baseline of the builders crack.
Then, gently dab the residue on ones neck.
Chicks will track that aroma down, (for various reasons), and blokes will leave you be, so you will be unchallenged in the mating jousts.
No need to thank me for this knowledge.

Do you do that before or after the curry ?

**Indiana_Jones** · 22nd January 2011, 11:21

A wealth of knowledge guys! thanks!

-Indy

**Grubber** · 22nd January 2011, 11:53

Originally Posted by tri boy

Indy, blokes don't wear perfume mmmmkay, it hides the fruitiness of ones botty burps

Also, if you really want attention from the ladies, run your fore finger from the base of your ball sack, across your anus, and slightly below the baseline of the builders crack.
Then, gently dab the residue on ones neck.
Chicks will track that aroma down, (for various reasons), and blokes will leave you be, so you will be unchallenged in the mating jousts.
No need to thank me for this knowledge.

Bottle that idea and youd be worth millions..