Neurotypical Syndrome

**scissorhands** · 20th January 2011, 11:25

Found this humour site http://isnt.autistics.org/ for those neurotypical and neurodiverse kiwibikers out there.

What Is NT?

Neurotypical syndrome is a neurobiological disorder characterized by preoccupation with social concerns, delusions of superiority, and obsession with conformity.

Neurotypical individuals often assume that their experience of the world is either the only one, or the only correct one. NTs find it difficult to be alone. NTs are often intolerant of seemingly minor differences in others. When in groups NTs are socially and behaviorally rigid, and frequently insist upon the performance of dysfunctional, destructive, and even impossible rituals as a way of maintaining group identity. NTs find it difficult to communicate directly, and have a much higher incidence of lying as compared to persons on the autistic spectrum.

NT is believed to be genetic in origin. Autopsies have shown the brain of the neurotypical is typically smaller than that of an autistic individual and may have overdeveloped areas related to social behavior.

**Banditbandit** · 20th January 2011, 11:42

Love it ... as a non-neurotypical myself this is very funny ...

**slofox** · 20th January 2011, 12:04

So THAT'S what was wrong with the old man! Always knew the bugger was cracked.

**riffer** · 20th January 2011, 12:10

Excellent.

I just KNEW everyone else was weird.

**Edbear** · 20th January 2011, 12:32

Originally Posted by riffer

Excellent.

I just KNEW everyone else was weird.

Speak for yourself you serf...! By the way there's a big party at my place, all inferior persons are welcome to attend and fawn before my obvious superiority and pay attention while I elaborate on why I am superior for a few hours.

PS. BYO...

**FJRider** · 20th January 2011, 12:38

Originally Posted by Edbear

Speak for yourself you serf...! By the way there's a big party at my place, all inferior persons are welcome to attend and fawn before my obvious superiority and pay attention while I elaborate on why I am superior for a few hours.

PS. BYO...

I think I'll pass on that ...

**Edbear** · 20th January 2011, 12:44

Originally Posted by FJRider

I think I'll pass on that ...

Harrumph!!! How can I demonstrate my high intellect if no-one comes...?

**FJRider** · 20th January 2011, 12:48

Originally Posted by Edbear

Harrumph!!! How can I demonstrate my high intellect if no-one comes...?

I'm sure your wife will be interested ...

maybe the dog ... if you pat it as you tell it all ... (dont stop patting it at the time

)

**Edbear** · 20th January 2011, 12:56

Originally Posted by FJRider

I'm sure your wife will be interested ...

maybe the dog ... if you pat it as you tell it all ... (dont stop patting it at the time

)

That's no good, the Missus gets this funny look on her face and snickers behind her hand... It makes me uncomfortable...

The dog loves everybody and treats others just the same as me, how can that help me feel superior...?

**slofox** · 20th January 2011, 13:00

Originally Posted by Edbear

That's no good, the Missus gets this funny look on her face and snickers behind her hand... It makes me uncomfortable...

The dog loves everybody and treats others just the same as me, how can that help me feel superior...?

Hmmmm...what is it that makes you WANT to feel superior Edbear? Do you feel a little inadequate at times then? Those who are truly superior (like me f'rinstance

) have no NEED to demonstrate the obvious...

**Edbear** · 20th January 2011, 13:04

Originally Posted by slofox

Hmmmm...what is it that makes you WANT to feel superior Edbear? Do you feel a little inadequate at times then? Those who are truly superior (like me f'rinstance

) have no NEED to demonstrate the obvious...

Your Missus does the same, huh...?