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    Neurotypical Syndrome

    Found this humour site http://isnt.autistics.org/ for those neurotypical and neurodiverse kiwibikers out there.

    What Is NT?

    Neurotypical syndrome is a neurobiological disorder characterized by preoccupation with social concerns, delusions of superiority, and obsession with conformity.

    Neurotypical individuals often assume that their experience of the world is either the only one, or the only correct one. NTs find it difficult to be alone. NTs are often intolerant of seemingly minor differences in others. When in groups NTs are socially and behaviorally rigid, and frequently insist upon the performance of dysfunctional, destructive, and even impossible rituals as a way of maintaining group identity. NTs find it difficult to communicate directly, and have a much higher incidence of lying as compared to persons on the autistic spectrum.

    NT is believed to be genetic in origin. Autopsies have shown the brain of the neurotypical is typically smaller than that of an autistic individual and may have overdeveloped areas related to social behavior.
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    Love it ... as a non-neurotypical myself this is very funny ...
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    So THAT'S what was wrong with the old man! Always knew the bugger was cracked.
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    Excellent.

    I just KNEW everyone else was weird.
    And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riffer View Post
    Excellent.

    I just KNEW everyone else was weird.
    Speak for yourself you serf...! By the way there's a big party at my place, all inferior persons are welcome to attend and fawn before my obvious superiority and pay attention while I elaborate on why I am superior for a few hours.


    PS. BYO...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    Speak for yourself you serf...! By the way there's a big party at my place, all inferior persons are welcome to attend and fawn before my obvious superiority and pay attention while I elaborate on why I am superior for a few hours.


    PS. BYO...
    I think I'll pass on that ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    I think I'll pass on that ...
    Harrumph!!! How can I demonstrate my high intellect if no-one comes...?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    Harrumph!!! How can I demonstrate my high intellect if no-one comes...?
    I'm sure your wife will be interested ...

    maybe the dog ... if you pat it as you tell it all ... (dont stop patting it at the time )
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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    I'm sure your wife will be interested ...

    maybe the dog ... if you pat it as you tell it all ... (dont stop patting it at the time )
    That's no good, the Missus gets this funny look on her face and snickers behind her hand... It makes me uncomfortable...

    The dog loves everybody and treats others just the same as me, how can that help me feel superior...?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    That's no good, the Missus gets this funny look on her face and snickers behind her hand... It makes me uncomfortable...

    The dog loves everybody and treats others just the same as me, how can that help me feel superior...?
    Hmmmm...what is it that makes you WANT to feel superior Edbear? Do you feel a little inadequate at times then? Those who are truly superior (like me f'rinstance ) have no NEED to demonstrate the obvious...
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    Quote Originally Posted by slofox View Post
    Hmmmm...what is it that makes you WANT to feel superior Edbear? Do you feel a little inadequate at times then? Those who are truly superior (like me f'rinstance ) have no NEED to demonstrate the obvious...
    Your Missus does the same, huh...?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    That's no good, the Missus gets this funny look on her face and snickers behind her hand... It makes me uncomfortable...

    The dog loves everybody and treats others just the same as me, how can that help me feel superior...?
    Perhaps she's thinking of a funny joke that your story reminds her of ...

    Find the cat ... fail there and you really DO have a superiority problem ... or complex
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mully
    The mind boggles.

    Unless you were pillioning the sheep - which is more innocent I suppose (but no less baffling)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    Your Missus does the same, huh...?
    She DID...that's why I divorced her...
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    I suffer from 'no syndrome' syndrome.

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