One for the boys (girls will have a laugh to)

**The Tazman** · 11th May 2005, 22:50

We are always hearing about the girls rules!! well here are the boys.

This was sent to me a while back so some of you may have seen it. Very good though.

Hopefully this works as I have not tried attaching anything yet.

Have fun

Taz

**Waylander** · 11th May 2005, 23:04

And every single word is true!!!! Although Columbus did kinda have a map And technically got lost since he didn't go where he wanted to but that's not the point.

**250learna** · 11th May 2005, 23:19

ahh yes, now if only it was that easy

**The Tazman** · 12th May 2005, 10:01

Just thought I would nudge this up for the morning run

as I put it on quite late last night.

I hope this is not classed as bad behaviour in here, I sure I will hear if it is

I had mentioned I would send it to a couple of you but thought what the heck I might as well put it on for everyone.

Have a fanTAZtic day everyone.

**zadok** · 12th May 2005, 11:06

Very good presentation and of course spot on for us guys.
That 'Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus' comes straight to mind.

**Eurodave** · 12th May 2005, 11:37

EXCELLANT

I sent that to the Mrs this morning, should help clear up past,present & indeed future, misunderstandings,Cheers!!

**MSTRS:Me** · 12th May 2005, 11:45

Originally Posted by zadok

Very good presentation and of course spot on for us guys.
That 'Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus' comes straight to mind.

You are absolutely right & to help explain why we men have much more 'objective' thinking, I thought I'd share this....

**Storm** · 12th May 2005, 20:32

I might try this in the weekend. I will report how it went when the black eyes go down

**The Tazman** · 12th May 2005, 22:35

Originally Posted by MSTRS

You are absolutely right & to help explain why we men have much more 'objective' thinking, I thought I'd share this....

Yep that sumed it up nicely

**MSTRS:Me** · 15th June 2005, 16:28

The difference between men and women

1. NAMES
If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.
If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

2. EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have
anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

3. MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

4. BATHROOMS
A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott. MOST women
has an average of 337 items in the bathroom. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

5. ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

6. CATS
Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

7. FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

8. SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

9. MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A
man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

10. DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

11. NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

12. OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children.
She knows about dentist appointments and romances, favourite foods, best friends, secret fears and hopes and dreams...
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

13. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no need for two people to remember the same thing

How To Impress A Woman:

* Wine her,
* Dine her,
* Call her,
* Hug her,
* Support her,
* Hold her,
* Surprise her,
* Compliment her,
* Smile at her,
* Listen to her,
* Laugh with her,
* Cry with her,
* Romance her,
* Encourage her,
* Believe in her,
* Pray with her,
* Pray for her,
* Cuddle with her,
* Shop with her,
* Give her jewelery,
* Buy her flowers,
* Hold her hand,
* Write love letters to her,
* Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her.

How to impress a man:

* Bring Beer
* Don't block the TV
*Dont touch the remote