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  1. 24th January 2011, 20:06 #1
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    The 15 manly smells

    http://artofmanliness.com/2009/06/23/15-manly-smells/

    Sort of inspired by the OLD SPICE thread. Yep and Old Spice is one of them.

    Bay Rum should be.

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  2. 24th January 2011, 20:12 #2
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    Piss-weak list. No Dutch ovens or Beer farts.
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    Taste of petrol as you syphon it with your mouth and swallow a bit accidentally.
    Smell hangs around for ages..(not to mention the burps)


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    i cant believe 2 smoke ain't mentioned!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by specter View Post
    i cant believe 2 smoke ain't mentioned!!
    Especially if it is castrol R oil smoke!
    it's not a bad thing till you throw a KLR into the mix.
    those cheap ass bitches can do anything with ductape.
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    Quote Originally Posted by specter View Post
    i cant believe 2 smoke ain't mentioned!!
    and burning michelins
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    Quote Originally Posted by pete376403 View Post
    Especially if it is castrol R oil smoke!
    never smelt castrol before. elf oil smells like blueberrys
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    Quote Originally Posted by specter View Post
    i cant believe 2 smoke ain't mentioned!!
    +1

    Quote Originally Posted by theblackstig View Post
    and burning michelins
    +1

    And the odd deer testicles and pizzle tied on the belt at roar time ...
    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
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    Quote Originally Posted by specter View Post
    never smelt castrol before. elf oil smells like blueberrys
    Kids ay ...
    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    Piss-weak list. No Dutch ovens or Beer farts.
    Yeah...here is a start on the REAL list....

    - Garlic Flavored Penis Cream
    - Onion Scented Penis Cream
    - Asparaghus Scented Urine
    - Ball sack scent after a warm day in leathers
    - Bourbon cupfart
    - SMEGMA
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  12. 25th January 2011, 13:02 #12
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    My garage

    it smells of oil, engines, tyres, paint, petrol etc.

    if you could bottle it...
    Don't blame me, I voted Green.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pete376403 View Post
    Especially if it is castrol R oil smoke!
    +1. God I love that smell
    Don't blame me, I voted Green.
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    Where is Jet-A1 on that list??

    Seriously?
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  15. 25th January 2011, 13:47 #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    Yeah...here is a start on the REAL list....

    - Garlic Flavored Penis Cream
    Hey! Garlic dick!
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