Things are bad, but trying to steel food from someone walking home (you suck)

[piston broke]

seems my lil town in wellesford is changing for the worse,
i just to get some health food(read only one in town open) MCD
i was lessurly chasyed(stalked to home)
words were spoken(take him out etc).
lucky i sped up,got home and loosed my two dogs up the street,
.they saw my 60kg neo goin at them and split the scene,
my lil 30 kg has a bit more energy and maNged to bring home a shoe.

unbelievable that folk are tryin to steel your food.
they are lucky as my dogs HAVE NO CORPSES AT home
guess i better feed them now.

be waRNED THIEVES IN WELLSFORD,MY HOUNDS ARE GETTIN HUNGRY.
AND SURPRISINGLY I WON'T HOLD THEM BACK,IF YOU WANNA STEEL IN WELLSFORD. BEWARE
can you tell i'm really farked off

[EJK]

Hmm?

[sinfull]

Hmm?

Missing something cinders

[Virago]

...i was lessurly chasyed...

Ouch. Try some antiseptic cream.

[piston broke]

Tis a true story,glad i was close to home and have muthafekin scarey hounds

[jafar]

seems my lil town in wellesford is changing for the worse,
i just to get some health food(read only one in town open) MCD
i was lessurly chasyed(stalked to home)
words were spoken(take him out etc).
lucky i sped up,got home and loosed my two dogs up the street,
.they saw my 60kg neo goin at them and split the scene,
my lil 30 kg has a bit more energy and maNged to bring home a shoe.

unbelievable that folk are tryin to steel your food.
they are lucky as my dogs HAVE NO CORPSES AT home
guess i better feed them now.

be waRNED THIEVES IN WELLSFORD,MY HOUNDS ARE GETTIN HUNGRY.
AND SURPRISINGLY I WON'T HOLD THEM BACK,IF YOU WANNA STEEL IN WELLSFORD. BEWARE
can you tell i'm really farked off

You spelt steel wrong

I used to swap trailers in Wellsford & some of the locals up there around midnight do need to be fed to your dogs.
Only question would be wether the SPCA would have a go at you for feeding them lousy meat

[Gremlin]

Drinking the good shit aye?

[hellokitty]

Tis a true story,glad i was close to home and have muthafekin scarey hounds

Did you read the story on the news (last month I think) about some low life scum that set a dog on fire? It was a large mastiff of some sort. The guy waited until the owner went out and the dog was in his pen, and poured petrol on the cage and dog and set it alight.
If this is a true story, be careful - you don't want some one thinking they are clever and "paying" you back by doing something like that.

There are too many assholes around in this world.
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/ar...ectid=10693067

[Number One]

Did you read the story on the news (last month I think) about some low life scum that set a dog on fire? It was a large mastiff of some sort. The guy waited until the owner went out and the dog was in his pen, and poured petrol on the cage and dog and set it alight.
If this is a true story, be careful - you don't want some one thinking they are clever and "paying" you back by doing something like that.

There are too many assholes around in this world.
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/ar...ectid=10693067

Oh god that's awful. People SUCK!!!!!

[scissorhands]

Staple some paper targets to the front fence, get rid of the A100

[SMOKEU]

Can you give us a description of the offenders?

[Banditbandit]

seems my lil town in wellesford is changing for the worse,
i just to get some health food(read only one in town open) MCD
i was lessurly chasyed(stalked to home)
words were spoken(take him out etc).
lucky i sped up,got home and loosed my two dogs up the street,
.they saw my 60kg neo goin at them and split the scene,
my lil 30 kg has a bit more energy and maNged to bring home a shoe.

unbelievable that folk are tryin to steel your food.
they are lucky as my dogs HAVE NO CORPSES AT home
guess i better feed them now.

be waRNED THIEVES IN WELLSFORD,MY HOUNDS ARE GETTIN HUNGRY.
AND SURPRISINGLY I WON'T HOLD THEM BACK,IF YOU WANNA STEEL IN WELLSFORD. BEWARE
can you tell i'm really farked off

I just hope you are never in a position to consider stealing food.

I wonder how many children they were trying to feed at home ...

[Banditbandit]

Can you give us a description of the offenders?

Skinny ... white .. shaven heads ???

[SMOKEU]

Skinny ... white .. shaven heads ???

That possibility always exists, however it is rather unlikely the offenders match the description you just gave.

[imdying]

I just hope you are never in a position to consider stealing food.

I wonder how many children they were trying to feed at home ...

Probably little niggers up to no good, rather than the Robin Hood situation you're trying to concoct.