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    eek Brian Tamaki a Bishop!

    Now how does that work?!
    (a) Be appointed as Bishop of the church you created.
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    (b) Charge $55 a ticket for the "privelage" of seeing this man become a Bishop of the curch he created!??

    If you can handel here's a link http://www.destinychurch.org.nz/ ..that photo of him seems very airbrushed don't ya think?

    p.s. Sorry if this has already been done, I've been out of the loop for the last few days with exams but, I just HAD to bring this up with one and all.
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    Cool

    yep he sold tickets to 3,000 of his mob to see him become a self apointed bishop...
    so time to get the calculator out.... brb.. ok done it..

    3000 people
    x 55.00
    $165,000.00

    Now that aint a bad bit of earnings for a half a day...

    Cost of hiring the venue... probably not a lot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celtic_Sea_lily
    If you can handel
    I could be Bach-ing up the wrong tree, but leave the good Bishop alone.

    Since i saw the light and founded 'DAVE' a new religion based on the worship of motorcycles, computers and sex with tall, blue eyed brunettes, I understand the pressures he must face.

    I have been through the ranks of Bishop, Pope and God in my own church, and I know it is not easy for Brian.

    I'm happy now in my role as Cardinal. And as Brian will now attest, when you get to his station - You may kiss my ring.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave
    I could be Bach-ing up the wrong tree, but leave the good Bishop alone.

    Since i saw the light and founded 'DAVE' a new religion based on the worship of motorcycles, computers and sex with tall, blue eyed brunettes, I understand the pressures he must face.

    I have been through the ranks of Bishop, Pope and God in my own church, and I know it is not easy for Brian.

    I'm happy now in my role as Cardinal. And as Brian will now attest, when you get to his station - You may kiss my ring.
    LMAO !!! Good one dave can I join ?


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    Quote Originally Posted by John
    LMAO !!! Good one dave can I join ?

    'll send you through the 'Dave-olite' application forms as soon as I get the religious tax exemption and registered charity status.

    Meantime, continue riding your motorcycle, play with your computer and keep your hands off my wife.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave
    'll send you through the 'Dave-olite' application forms as soon as I get the religious tax exemption and registered charity status.

    Meantime, continue riding your motorcycle, play with your computer and keep your hands off my wife.
    Hehe you're funny....


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    I don't see what the big who-ha is about, they're adults, they can decide if they want to pay $55 for shite. The church has always been the same.

    -Indy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones
    I don't see what the big who-ha is about, they're adults, they can decide if they want to pay $55 for shite. The church has always been the same.

    -Indy
    Look at his minority followers - (sorry to be blunt) maori, uneducated, on the dole.

    This is what a cult is.


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    He is laughing all the way to his Swiss bank account. How else does he live such an extravagent lifestyle?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fart
    He is laughing all the way to his Swiss bank account. How else does he live such an extravagent lifestyle?
    I bet he is. He's gets the money because some people are not very smart?

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    And he wouldn't admit it but by appointing himself a bishop he has done to the institution of the Christian Church what he claims the CU bill has done to the institution of marriage...
    Age is too high a price to pay for maturity

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    I saw the header for this thread and thought it was a Tui poster.
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    165k plus 10% of their wages . Fucken dumbarse's. Plus all this money is TAX free as its going to a Church ." Robin Hood" not " Just Robin Them "

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    Man do I hate Bishop( ) Brian Tamaki. Why? Because he has a great money making scheme and ran with it. I have no scheme, and didn't run with it. I have to give it to him, he's struck a goldmine.

    Just incase you were'nt quite sure about donating to the "cause", this is at the top of the donations page:

    Sow now into this ministry
    “………?.he who sows bountifully will also reap bountifully?
    2Corinthians 9:6

    How convenient

    While I'm envious of the way he made money, fast, I don't agree with the cult he's running. And, thats all it is, a cult. He's preying on disadvantaged people, alot of whom just don't know any better. They think that by giving 10% or more of their earnings to Destiny, they will reap the rewards and have a rich life.

    Why not just stop giving the church 10% of your fecking salary!

    I hate him with such a passion, and feel so very sorry for the cult followers who are blinded by his smoothe talking shyte.

    Regards,
    The Vicar of Welly

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    Tamiki sold himself short. Surprised he didn't call himself Pope. Took a look at his website. He talks about how excited he is in what God is doing in this wonderfull country (NZ) and goes on and says we are A NATION UNDER SIEGE.

    That people listen and believe this pillock I find more disturbing than anything he has to say.

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