It must be awful when...

**awa355** · 29th January 2011, 19:57

Originally Posted by Virago

There's further new reports on this matter, which suggests that the depraved gentleman involved had an obsessive fixation on Sarah Jessica Parker.

If faced with bonking either Sarah Jessica Parker or the horse, Geez??? Thats a tough one

**Virago** · 29th January 2011, 20:11

Originally Posted by awa355

If faced with bonking either Sarah Jessica Parker or the horse, Geez??? Thats a tough one

Most would struggle to spot the difference...

**Berries** · 29th January 2011, 20:36

Originally Posted by mashman

I wonder if the cops took him in for (e)questrianing before (fet)locking him up

Hoof ucking knows ?

He'd be bloody horse if he swallowed though.

**SMOKEU** · 29th January 2011, 20:46

Apparently some chick died after she had secks with a horse because it ripped her insides to shreds.

**Paul in NZ** · 29th January 2011, 20:47

Originally Posted by SMOKEU

Apparently some chick died after she had secks with a horse because it ripped her insides to shreds.

Thanks for the warning

**awa355** · 29th January 2011, 20:56

I'll stick with my chicken,,, even if her eggs do taste sort of funny!! Cant kick like a horse either

**davebullet** · 30th January 2011, 20:00

Originally Posted by awa355

If faced with bonking either Sarah Jessica Parker or the horse, Geez??? Thats a tough one

Yup (gulp) the horse for me in that case.

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