"Jones is getting away!"
"I think not, Herr Donaven..."
"Not that Jones!, The other one!"
*Jones jr rides past laughing*
-Indy
"Jones is getting away!"
"I think not, Herr Donaven..."
"Not that Jones!, The other one!"
*Jones jr rides past laughing*
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
"I'm not from Hollywood, and I'm not going to fuck your mouth. My time is extremely valuable, so get in the car"
*Guy gets in Limo*
"Now, suck my cock!" - Spotswood
Rep to whoever knows what movie!
Team America
I think the phrase rhymes with "Clucking Bell" - Blackadder
Originally Posted by Spleen
team america: world police
AIDS!
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Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
lol damn uOriginally Posted by dveus
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Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
"Say hello to my little friend!"
"I havent been fucked like that since grade school."
"Now I have a machine gun, ho, ho, ho."
"What could possibly be funny?....."
"I put the diamond in the coat...and I put the coat on her!"
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
"You're my boy blue"
"Lets go streaking through the quad to the gymnasium"
Will Ferrel (Frank the tank) Both from Old School (the funniest movie ever made)
And another goodie: "Loosers always wine about their best, winners go home and f*(& the prom queen"
Sean Connery, The Rock
"Pants party"
"I'm riding a furry tractor"
"I love lamp"
The world will look up and shout "Save Us!", and I'll whisper "no"
And another goodie: "Loosers always wine about their best, winners go home and f*(& the prom queen"
Sean Connery, The Rock[/QUOTE]
I married the prom queen - Nicholas Cage, The rock
I LIVE MY LIFE 1/4 MILE AT A TIME![]()
"Bond, James Bond"
"Good.....gooooooooood!"
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
Haha!Originally Posted by WINJA
The blonde guy can act as good as a piece of 2x4
"Gez a job"
who says that?
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Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
I ONLY WATCHED FOR THE BITCHESOriginally Posted by Spleen
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