Famous movie lines

[Zed]

Asian lady attendant at drive-through restaurant: "And then?"

[scumdog]

"There was this one time,- at band camp....."

[Zed]

Agent Smith: Can you hear me, Morpheus? I'm going to be honest with you. (He removes his ever-present sunglasses and earphone, letting it dangle over his shoulder--breaking himself off from the rest of the Agent collective.) I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell! If there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it.

[phaedrus]

after entering an alien spaceship.

Rimmer: Kryten you take point. I've seen those movies. It's always the guy in the lead who buys it first. You take the front

Kryten: Well if it's movies we're talking about sir, in my experience, it's usually the poor fellow who's bringing up the rear who gets picked off first so the others aren't aware they're under attack.

Rimmer: You're right, you're right. Can you take the front and the back, so I can go in the middle?

[Virago]

after entering an alien spaceship.

Rimmer: Kryten you take point. I've seen those movies. It's always the guy in the lead who buys it first. You take the front

Kryten: Well if it's movies we're talking about sir, in my experience, it's usually the poor fellow who's bringing up the rear who gets picked off first so the others aren't aware they're under attack.

Rimmer: You're right, you're right. Can you take the front and the back, so I can go in the middle?

"Smeg head"

[Virago]

I just remembered a scene from the first series of "The Young Ones".

The guys are trying to stop the flat being demolished by property developers I think. Rick is up on the roof, on a crucifix. Neil comes out and says:

"That's a really negative way of committing suicide. Believe me I've tried it, there's no way of hammering in that last nail."

[Waylander]

"God I love being a turtle!"

"I have always liked, Cowabunga."

Give me a while and I'll come up with some other good ones from those movies.

[Krayy]

I just remembered a scene from the first series of "The Young Ones"....

A bloke knocks on thier door and a copper comes up wearing sunglasses....

Cop: Oi! That's what man's electricty you're wasting there.
Man: I'm sorry?
Cop: (taks off his glasses and looks again) Sorry John, I thought you was a n****r.

Put that on the air nowadays and you'd get a march down Queen St.

[MSTRS:Me]

The guys are trying to stop the flat being demolished by property developers I think. Rick is up on the roof, on a crucifix. Neil comes out and says:

"That's a really negative way of committing suicide. Believe me I've tried it, there's no way of hammering in that last nail."

Oh yes
Right turn, Clyde - Every which way but loose
Don't panic, Mr Mannering. The fuzzy-wuzzies don't like it up 'em. - Dad's Army
I can hear you thinking. Did he fire 5 or 6.... - Dirty Harry

[Ghost Lemur]

"God will forgive them. He'll forgive them and allow them into Heaven. I can't live with that." - Richard. Dead Mans Shoes [2004].

Any line from Monty Python's.

"You know that withholding vital information from a federal officer is a serious offense. Especially when that officer has paid handsomely for it and wouldn't think twice about ripping that patch off your eyehole and skull-fucking you to death." - Agent Sands. Once Upon A Time In Mexico [2003]

[crazylittleshit]

Come on you monkeys You wanna live for ever.
Classic (STORMSHIP TROOPERS)

plus anything from fight club.

[rogson]

"He's a legend in his own mind"

[Sutage]

"Butch...will you give me oral pleasure?"
Pulp Fiction

i dunno if someone did this already if so i apoligize good sir but...


"i have sore ribs"..'from giving me oral pleasure"

pulp fiction man, wicked movie legend

[Sutage]

nah dude best quote is

cheech and chongs next movie

chong has a big bag of weed and he starts rolling a jonit from, then cheech is like dude stop smoking it we gotta sell it so chong says yeh man i sold two bags last night and cheech is like oh yeh who to?
and chong says
me
haha wicked, cant beat the old stuff

[Waylander]

"That's exactly right private, the war's over. We won, turns out your the big hero and we're gonna hold a parade in your honor. I get to drive the float, and Simmons here, is in charge of confetti!!" - Sarge from Blood Gulch Chroniclesb