Uses for bikes in a Zombie Apocalypse?

[HenryDorsetCase]

you're all wrong (and I'm not even surprised anymore )

the ideal vehicle is a tractor, some of the big ones can do over 40kmhr, and have huge fuel tanks and:



enter the triple mower, with over 9m cut options available (pic shown is just a baby one), this equipment will surpass all your zombie killing needs. If you are in heavy traffic areas you could swap the front mower for some forks and move pesky cars out of the way with ease.

ding ding!!

we have a winner. Fantastic idea. bit of the old steel plate reinforcing round the cab, and vulnerable bits of the engine/powertrain, and job done.

[EJK]

ding ding!!

we have a winner. Fantastic idea. bit of the old steel plate reinforcing round the cab, and vulnerable bits of the engine/powertrain, and job done.

Hehehe

[HenryDorsetCase]

if only Rick had one of those in THE WALKING DEAD he wouldnt have had all that trouble in Atlanta.

[mashman]

multi purpose, room in the back for the bike too maybe

[almoto]

Quote: ":Uses for bikes in a Zombie Apocalypse?

If the Zombie Apocalyse were imminent/ in full swing, what would you do with your motorcycle?" -Unquote.




That's what zombie's always ask to get a step ahead...i've seen your profile picture...you can't fool me...and seeing what bike you ride...an apocalypse shoulnd't be a problem.

[Mekk]

If the Zombie Apocalyse were imminent/ in full swing, what would you do with your motorcycle?

Well as Torque showed me, you can have sword type melees with your bike so obviously I'd do that to the first hundred or so zombies.

Then when I ran out of fuel, Torque showed me that you can just take off your muffler (like velcro) and use it to bludgeon walking corpses.

[EJK]

I could use this to video you guys' killing spree and upload it on Youtube. Doesn't look bad at all.

[CookMySock]

Forward mounted auto-reloading grenade launcher + 50cal + shotgun with grip mounted controls. Must be auto-reloading.

Side mounted slasher/reapers for anything that gets past the front gear. (not much!)

Larger front windscreen with strengthened wipers for debri control.

[gijoe1313]

Heh, was discussing this sort of thing with what people's zombie action plans were yesternight!

We were also discussing the "Red Shirt" theory and who among us fits the stereotype for those movie moments (e.g. token black guy, irritating white guy etc.)

Anything with large oscillitating/rotating sharp edges backed up with reinforced armour around vulnerable points with a copious fuel tank is a goer!

Mmmmm combine harvesters .... slicey dicey!

[schrodingers cat]

Ive done some homework



Everyone has focussed on method 1. Don't forget zombies hate flames.

[Big Dave]

[gale_wolf]

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Plenty of good ideas so far, but I shall assume as part of this hypothetical zombie apocalypse that NZ is also affected by hypothetical climate-change bringing a new ice-age.

Hey, anything could happen right, be prepared!

You're gonna need metal spiked ice tyres for wheelies onto zombies' heads.