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    He said to me...

    He said to me...I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
    I said to him...You wear pants don't you?


    He said to me...Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
    I said...That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart



    He said to me...What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
    I said to him...Turn sideways and look in the mirror!


    He said to me...Why don't women blink during foreplay?
    I said to him...They don't have time.



    He said to me...How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
    I said to him... don't know; it has never happened.



    He said to me. . Why is it di fficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
    I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.


    He said to me...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
    I said... A widow.


    He said to me...Why are married women heavier than single women?
    I said to him...Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
    Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

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    I don't remember you visiting us ... what is your real name?

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    he said to me......Is this a new game thread?

    I said to him......Dunno lets try it!

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