You stupid bitch.

**Devil** · 20th June 2005, 08:15

Cruising my way into work this morning on the northern, doing my usual gentle lane split (Only 10-15km/h faster than the traffic and only up to 50 km/h) minding my own business, I was abruptly shaken from my content state by a @#$!ing tart waiting till I came past then throwing her cigarette out at me. RAAAAAARRRRG! I said. Pulled infront of her and came to a complete stop, glaring at her. At which point she had a facial expression somewhat akin to that of the realisation that it wasnt just gas, it was.... DIARRHOEA!

So you fat ignorant pig in your red subaru impreza rego BLN793. When I can make it to the post shop, you may just be getting a letter regarding my displeasure with your actions!

note: If anyone would like to speed up the process and pm the details, that would be mean not having to wait till the weekend.

**scumdog** · 20th June 2005, 09:39

Originally Posted by Devil

Cruising my way into work this morning on the northern, doing my usual gentle lane split (Only 10-15km/h faster than the traffic and only up to 50 km/h) minding my own business, I was abruptly shaken from my content state by a @#$!ing tart waiting till I came past then throwing her cigarette out at me. RAAAAAARRRRG! I said. Pulled infront of her and came to a complete stop, glaring at her. At which point she had a facial expression somewhat akin to that of the realisation that it wasnt just gas, it was.... DIARRHOEA!

So you fat ignorant pig in your red subaru impreza rego BLN793. When I can make it to the post shop, you may just be getting a letter regarding my displeasure with your actions!

note: If anyone would like to speed up the process and pm the details, that would be mean not having to wait till the weekend.

How do you know that she 'waited'? She might have been like all the other dicks that pull out from a park right on front of you, change lanes without indicating etc. and not looked to see your approach.

Some think the car mirror is there just to check on the perfection of their looks....

**Devil** · 20th June 2005, 09:45

Originally Posted by scumdog

How do you know that she 'waited'? She might have been like all the other dicks that pull out from a park right on front of you, change lanes without indicating etc. and not looked to see your approach.

Some think the car mirror is there just to check on the perfection of their looks....

I was watching her, definately wasn't an accident. Even if it was, there's no excuse for littering. Gah, ignorant smokers. Fuck them all. Right in the ass.

USE YOUR GODAMN ASHTRAY!

**mangell6** · 20th June 2005, 09:46

Think first Most people don't

**scumdog** · 20th June 2005, 09:54

Originally Posted by Devil

I was watching her, definately wasn't an accident. Even if it was, there's no excuse for littering. Gah, ignorant smokers. Fuck them all. Right in the ass.

USE YOUR GODAMN ASHTRAY!

Probably you won't see that car again but I know of a similar incident involving somebody

who retaliated by picking up a pie bag full of dog-ends he found in the car-park and scattered them liberally over and IN the offending vehicle and left a suitable note in case the object of that 'mature' effort was missed on the driver!!

**Devil** · 20th June 2005, 09:57

Originally Posted by scumdog

Probably you won't see that car again but I know of a similar incident involving somebody

who retaliated by picking up a pie bag full of dog-ends he found in the car-park and scattered them liberally over and IN the offending vehicle and left a suitable note in case the object of that 'mature' effort was missed on the driver!!

What shitty thing to do. *badoom psh*. Sorry, couldnt help it.

**vifferman** · 20th June 2005, 09:59

Originally Posted by Devil

What shitty thing to do. *badoom psh*. Sorry, couldnt help it.

Ah... dog ends, not dog poop.
Y'know - they're discarded cigarette butts.

**Devil** · 20th June 2005, 10:02

Originally Posted by vifferman

Ah... dog ends, not dog poop.
Y'know - they're discarded cigarette butts.

Im not up with the lingo...fo' shizzle

**Coldkiwi** · 20th June 2005, 12:34

Hey, i've been there too mate, but the sheer number of filthy smokers that throw their cigarette butts out the window makes it reasonabel odds that it was an accident. Maybe she's malicious... but probably just arrogant and thoughtless

**Bartman10** · 20th June 2005, 13:12

Once I was doing a similar lane splitting thing and some one dropped a beer bottle in front of me. I'm sure it was deliberate. I stopped, picked it up and threw it back through the window. The guy was about to jump out of the car and start a fight, when they realised that I was riding with about 6 other guys. That's when he started apologising profusely, saying it was all a misunderstanding. Farrken wimpy cage drivers, if he was looking for a fight why didn't he take all six of us on.

**wkid_one** · 20th June 2005, 13:16

Originally Posted by Devil

Cruising my way into work this morning on the northern, doing my usual gentle lane split (Only 10-15km/h faster than the traffic and only up to 50 km/h) minding my own business, I was abruptly shaken from my content state by a @#$!ing tart waiting till I came past then throwing her cigarette out at me. RAAAAAARRRRG! I said.

Right so she was illegally littering, and you were illegally overtaking - your point? Ever stopped to think for a minute that she may have taken your rego down for lane splitting?

**Devil** · 20th June 2005, 13:28

Originally Posted by wkid_one

Right so she was illegally littering, and you were illegally overtaking - your point? Ever stopped to think for a minute that she may have taken your rego down for lane splitting?

Illegally overtaking. Uh-oh, that can of worms again. Not even going to start on it.
So because I just happened to be there, that makes it ok for her to 1) litter 2) flick hot ash into my eyes/nose/mouth/jacket/pants/fueltank?

Nice logic there.

Take my rego for splitting? She can do what she likes. Couldnt care less mate.

**wkid_one** · 20th June 2005, 13:37

HAHAH - Your logic is much better!!!! In the eyes of the law littering is a hell of a lot less than careless use of a motor vehicle. Funny how you can just rationalise away your 'crime' and focus on hers!

You are assuming she knew you were there - had you been riding the bike legally - there would have been no issue. Just pointing out the one eyed nature of your comments is all.....funny how the cage driver is in the wrong yet you are supposedly perfectly okay? strange.

Why don't you go to the police with her rego if you feel so strongly about it?? Or better yet, give me your address and I will post you twenty cents to call someone who gives a fuck

**Devil** · 20th June 2005, 13:42

Originally Posted by wkid_one

You are assuming she knew you were there - had you been riding the bike legally - there would have been no issue. Just pointing out the one eyed nature of your comments is all.....funny how the cage driver is in the wrong yet you are supposedly perfectly okay? strange.

Why don't you go to the police with her rego if you feel so strongly about it??

Wait wait wait. I think you've just conveniently ignored what I just said. So it's ok for her to biff her stinking butt out the window, especially if it's into the path of someone who is doing something contentious (cant think of a better word right now).

The legal aspects of my road position have been of course discussed to wits end here, there and everywhere and dont need to be brought up again.

So what about the times when i've been following a car completely legally and these ignorant bastards biff their butts out the window. If they dont know i'm there they shouldnt be on the road. Its a licencing requirement that you check your mirrors at x interval.

edit: Bah @ your edits, give me a minute man!