Knock knock...

[ellipsis]

There was a knock on the door this morning,

I opened it and there was a young bloke standing there who said:

"I'm a Jehovah's Witness".

I said "Come in and sit down, what do you want to talk about"?

He said, " F****d if I know, I've never got this far before"

[Madness]

My mates missus has been missing since last Thursday.

The Police told him today to expect the worst. With that he went straight to the Sallies shop to get back all her clothes.

[Camshaft]

There was a knock on the door this morning,

I opened it and there was a young bloke standing there who said:

"I'm a Jehovah's Witness".

I said "Come in and sit down, what do you want to talk about"?

He said, " F****d if I know, I've never got this far before"

haha fucking classic