A$$$hole bikers

**rustic101** · 14th February 2011, 13:47

Originally Posted by oneofsix

they are wearing helmits!

I think the pillion is hiding his helmet

**MSTRS:Me** · 14th February 2011, 13:48

Originally Posted by oneofsix

they are wearing helmits!

Of course! The Operation was routinely performed in those days...

**steve_t** · 14th February 2011, 14:02

Originally Posted by Swoop

a mate [had] just seen some rider wanking without even a jacket.

He tried pointing out the folly of doing so, and just got a mouthful...

**Gremlin** · 14th February 2011, 14:02

Wear a jacket... asshole.

**MSTRS:Me** · 14th February 2011, 14:04

Leather would be better. Arsehole doesn't make good jackets...

**imdying** · 14th February 2011, 14:11

Meh, I would've taken my trainers off, stuffed them inside me fairing, and done the trip home barefoot.

Some retard asked me about the oil in my bike out at the track yesterday... I told him fucked if I care, they put that shit in at the shop don't they? Then caught some other wanker taking photos of his sprog on my bike... he was lucky it was mine and not my mates next to it, he'd have given him a (well earnt) kicking. Yeah I want your disgusting little spawn on my bike... not. Hundred bikes there and they choose mine, great...

**avgas** · 14th February 2011, 14:28

Originally Posted by MSTRS

Leather would be better. Arsehole doesn't make good jackets...

Nah I hear tight arseholes fit like gloves or something

**YellowDog** · 14th February 2011, 14:45

If you're going to come off your bike on the way to the shops, 1st & 2nd gear is where it's going to happen.

More chance of coming off on the way to the shops than on a 20 km ride.

This thread needs to move to 'Jokes & Humour'.

**Cayman911** · 14th February 2011, 14:54

Originally Posted by Banditbandit

Tried peeing afterwards ???

nah why wait till afterwards? may aswell do it at the time. refreshing mist

**SMOKEU** · 14th February 2011, 15:12

Seriously, ATGATT. I always go ATGATT, even if I'm only going to a mates place 2km away. The one time I didn't go ATGATT I binned the bike and phucked myself up.

**Elysium** · 14th February 2011, 15:33

You should have been wearing a jacket.

**Hans** · 14th February 2011, 17:18

Originally Posted by Magna83

So went for a quick spin around the block to New World yesterday to pick up a few groceries. Decided not to put on a jacket as it was 24 degrees & the bike barely comes outta 2nd gear (only take the bike cos walkin up Majoribanks st with groceries is a killer).

Anyway, just as I was pulling away some scumbag junkie-looking biker on a run down TZR 250 says to a mate of his that just pulled up "What a homo, riding without a jacket ay". So I pulled the brakes, turned around and asked "Did you say something asshole"? To which he replied "wear a jacket mate". I said "not that its any of your business but I live round the corner" and left it at that.

Of course he is right, I should have been wearing a jacket but I was only around the corner and I could do without some scumbag passing judgement on me & waiting to make cowardly smart arse remarks just as Im pulling away.

Just wondering if anyone else has had some similar experiences with bikers being smart arse fucktards?

No. My first such experience would have to be this post of yours...