A$$$hole bikers

[Magna83]

No. My first such experience would have to be this post of yours...

Very witty, well done!

[sil3nt]

So long as you pay your rego i don't give a shit what you wear!

[dipshit]

How did he know you were a homo?.....

He had this on instead...

[Mom]

Geez, I'm starting to think that we're all arseholes!

At least you spelled it right...

Some of us a part dick too!

I am not a part dick...

[Virago]

At least you spelled it right...

Thank goodness someone's fixed the spelling in the thread title - it was missing a $...

[Sable]

Learn the difference between a 2 stroke and a 4 stroke Mr tshirt no gloves acidwash jeans pretend harley and iphone

[Blob]

Learn the difference between a 2 stroke and a 4 stroke Mr tshirt no gloves acidwash jeans pretend harley and iphone

Here you are, trying to be helpful to a fellow motorcyclist, trying to save his skin, literally and he goes and blows his nut.
Got a lot of skin for a smart cunt riding an FZR 1000 dont ya.

[Sable]

Here you are, trying to be helpful to a fellow motorcyclist, trying to save his skin, literally and he goes and blows his nut.
Got a lot of skin for a smart cunt riding an FZR 1000 dont ya.

I'm all about helping out my community, even if they are Irish hipsters.

[cs363]

Gold. They seem to be riding a Jawa too.

Hmmm, are you sure? It looks vaguely like a heavily disguised Magna VT250C

[Brian d marge]

you dont want to do it like that mate...wear a jacket an all



Stephen

[Magna83]

Thank goodness someone's fixed the spelling in the thread title - it was missing a $...

Are all your replies limited to smart remarks? It's a sad day for KB when they let angry little trolls be mods.
Go back to your cave troll!

[Grubber]

I've just read this whole thread and it appears that there is not one sensible answer.
Hmmmm. Just goes to show...some things just get what they deserve really.

[Owl]

some scumbag junkie-looking biker on a run down TZR 250 says to a mate of his that just pulled up "What a homo, riding without a jacket ay".

You could've karate chopped him in the throat and then asked where his neck brace was.

[Fatt Max]

So went for a quick spin around the block to New World yesterday to pick up a few groceries. Decided not to put on a jacket as it was 24 degrees & the bike barely comes outta 2nd gear (only take the bike cos walkin up Majoribanks st with groceries is a killer).

Anyway, just as I was pulling away some scumbag junkie-looking biker on a run down TZR 250 says to a mate of his that just pulled up "What a homo, riding without a jacket ay". So I pulled the brakes, turned around and asked "Did you say something asshole"? To which he replied "wear a jacket mate". I said "not that its any of your business but I live round the corner" and left it at that.

Of course he is right, I should have been wearing a jacket but I was only around the corner and I could do without some scumbag passing judgement on me & waiting to make cowardly smart arse remarks just as Im pulling away.

Just wondering if anyone else has had some similar experiences with bikers being smart arse fucktards?

I reckon the REAL version of this story is below....

So, I went for a quick spin around New World yesterday to pick up some Vaseline, ‘His & His’ KY and a box of Kleenex (for later). Decided not to put my jacket on because the guy at the end of my street is hot and I wanted him to see my toned abs.

Anyway, just as I was pulling myself off thinking about him, some spunkbag funky looking pikie on a run down bike (of some description) says to his boyfriend that had just pulled his pants up “Definitely a homo, riding around without a jacket”. So, I pulled up my pants and said “Did you say something about my asshole?” to which he replied “wear a johnnie mate, your getting jizz everywhere”, I said, not that its any of your business but I live around the corner, do you fancy it, no pressure…” and left it at that.

Of course he is right, I should have been wearing a jacket but I was only around the corner and was hoping the hot guy in my street would pay a visit. I did appreciate that some hornbag around the corner passed fluids on me, dressed as a cowboy and remarked on my arse just as I was pulling my pants up.

Just wondering if any one else has had some similar experiences with hot bikers smarting their way to an arse fuck?

[Nasty]

So went for a quick spin around the block to New World yesterday to pick up a few groceries. Decided not to put on a jacket as it was 24 degrees & the bike barely comes outta 2nd gear (only take the bike cos walkin up Majoribanks st with groceries is a killer).

Anyway, just as I was pulling away some scumbag junkie-looking biker on a run down TZR 250 says to a mate of his that just pulled up "What a homo, riding without a jacket ay". So I pulled the brakes, turned around and asked "Did you say something asshole"? To which he replied "wear a jacket mate". I said "not that its any of your business but I live round the corner" and left it at that.

Of course he is right, I should have been wearing a jacket but I was only around the corner and I could do without some scumbag passing judgement on me & waiting to make cowardly smart arse remarks just as Im pulling away.

Just wondering if anyone else has had some similar experiences with bikers being smart arse fucktards?

Glad I moved outta Wellington before I saw you .. cos you might call me a smart arse fucktard! ... mind you I don't really give a shit what you call me when I am thinking and mention something re your safety. Its more than likely I would be with friends and mention that you have not care for yourself - or your ability to write or ride in future or even care that you arms are gonna be fucked if you come off.

I know all about going around the corner for something. One of our managers went around the corner in Wellington rode up from Council to the BP and a white van man took him out ... he wasn't wearing his riding pants at the time and has huge scaring to prove it - he was pushed off the road into a glass and wire mesh box - and it shreded his leg and put him in a non-functional mode for a bit. So am I worried that you think of us as fucktards - not at all. You do realise the stats that most accidents occur something like within 5kms from home don't you?