I think Labour are missing the point and Phil Goff is the wrong person to lead an effective opposition, let alone a government.
They need to look at National and follow their lead if they want any hope at regaining the treasury benches, especially at a time when we are facing a continuing recession, Christchurch is devastated and unemployment is rising. Over the last 3 years National, especially John Key have been innovative and creative in their leadership.
I look back to the jobs summit - I thought it would come up with all kinds of boring and dull strategies designed by economists and business people, but no, we got a cycle track! I love cycling off the road (the road is for motorcycles) and that was awesome because it means people can ride bicycles in really cool places.
Then we had our Dear Leader mincing down the catwalk in RWC clothing - he looked so good! And he was wearing a really cool bracelet that gave him superhuman powers - what a legend - can you imagine Clark, Shipley, Bolger etc doing that?
His joke about recovering the bodies from Pike River when it was pretty obvious that there wasn't anything to recover but ash was in bad taste though, and shows he's not that good at black humour. Hopefully his speech writers will learn from that one.
I was stoked about the BMWs - in tough times when paying rego on the bike is a challenge, the fact that you and I had the chance to co-own a brand new 7 series Bimmer was just the ticket. Pity we can't borrow it, but we can watch it drive past (not at 180 kmh though). I also liked the finance company we bought.
Now there is the plastic Waka - oh how my heart soared when I learnt of this. A massive great plastic novelty Waka that people can walk around in is the best thing ever! Better than the sillly salmon at Rakaia or the oversize carrot at Ohakune, my hope is that when the RWC is over they set it to sea and get the navy to sink it for us all to watch.
And Act and the Maori party have played a magnificent job in support. Hone's antics had me in stitches and Act's little soap opera was brilliantly scripted and well acted - better than Outrageous fortune in my book and Rodney looks so sharp these days with his hawt lady.
National have been magnificent in how they have performed. In tough and austere times we need a good laugh and unless Phil Goff stands down and hands the leadership to Rhys Darby I'll be voting National this election.
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