Could KB members govern...

[ducatilover]

Keen as bey

[Scuba_Steve]

How to politics really good...

[Zedder]

Message from Joke Key: Sure KBers can govern, as long as they do what I say to do.

[The Reibz]

I could be keen. Just as long as some one punches the speaker of the house and we can bring in crates of waikato and lion red.
I will fab up some stainless stripper poles and a burnout pad out the back.

[Scuba_Steve]

I could be keen. Just as long as some one punches the speaker of the house and we can bring in crates of waikato and lion red.
I will fab up some stainless stripper poles and a burnout pad out the back.

But mate the plan was to make you speaker of the house & it was tankers of Vodka none of this womens stuff we want drinks with booze in it!

[The Reibz]

Yeah bro, i'll go speaker. We can go punch for punch, i'll go first ay... hahaha You can have all the vodka you want buddy, my neighbours are always calling the cops when I start drinking the hard shit.

Oh and any female apon entering the house must be immediately sleezed on by all males.

[Zedder]

Yeah bro, i'll go speaker. We can go punch for punch, i'll go first ay... hahaha You can have all the vodka you want buddy, my neighbours are always calling the cops when I start drinking the hard shit.

Oh and any female apon entering the house must be immediately sleezed on by all males.

I think most people would be happy with you just dealing to Joke Key.

[Scuba_Steve]

Yeah bro, i'll go speaker. We can go punch for punch, i'll go first ay... hahaha You can have all the vodka you want buddy, my neighbours are always calling the cops when I start drinking the hard shit.

Oh and any female apon entering the house must be immediately sleezed on by all males.

Think maybe we should just move parliament into Mermaids or something???

[GCSB Thought Police]

(ah .. so that's how you put in these litle figures)

You people here governing ??? That's a good one.

Message from Joke Key: Sure KBers can govern, as long as they do what I say to do.

Sorry, you are mistaken. Mr Key does what he is told.

[Akzle]

Think maybe we should just move parliament into Mermaids or something???

no, thats in auckland. And if theres anything worse than wellington. Its auckland. Plus, that beehive looks pretty fuken big. 5 storeys of whores and pole, excellent.
We'll include cleaning it with boris' job description.

I could be keen. Just as long as some one punches the speaker of the house and we can bring in crates of waikato and lion red.

my fist act as leader will to be to outlaw anything to do with the waikato. including the actual waikato.
Red will be mandatory. Instead of a limit, there will be a minimum b.a.c. Im picking 400.
If you can stomach it, bushmans or lion brown are acceptable.

[Akzle]

no, thats in auckland. And if theres anything worse than wellington. Its auckland. Plus, that beehive looks pretty fuken big. 5 storeys of whores and pole, excellent.
We'll include cleaning it with boris' job description.


my fist act as leader will to be to outlaw anything to do with the waikato. including the actual waikato.
Red will be mandatory. Instead of a limit, there will be a minimum b.a.c. Im picking 400.
If you can stomach it, bushmans or lion brown are acceptable.

oh and the current lot of pollys are to be used for testing synthetic cannabis on.
And target practice.

[Scuba_Steve]

no, thats in auckland. And if theres anything worse than wellington. Its auckland. Plus, that beehive looks pretty fuken big. 5 storeys of whores and pole, excellent.
We'll include cleaning it with boris' job description.


my fist act as leader will to be to outlaw anything to do with the waikato. including the actual waikato.
Red will be mandatory. Instead of a limit, there will be a minimum b.a.c. Im picking 400.
If you can stomach it, bushmans or lion brown are acceptable.

We gots 1 in Wellington too, but you gots a point.

I don't know about the Waikato but I think we need to scrap the asset sales & instead have a liability sale, we'll sell off Auckland to the Chinese with the condition they install a bypass so no NZer ever need visit that country again!

[Oscar]

no, thats in auckland. And if theres anything worse than wellington. Its auckland. Plus, that beehive looks pretty fuken big. 5 storeys of whores and pole, excellent.
We'll include cleaning it with boris' job description.


my fist act as leader will to be to outlaw anything to do with the waikato. including the actual waikato.
Red will be mandatory. Instead of a limit, there will be a minimum b.a.c. Im picking 400.
If you can stomach it, bushmans or lion brown are acceptable.

Lion Brown?!
That was only developed to clean out the lower alimentary canal of Wellington ghey boys.
It's basically an oral spooge remover.

[Akzle]

Lion Brown?!
That was only developed to clean out the lower alimentary canal of Wellington ghey boys.
It's basically an oral spooge remover.

well, i prefer a government without oral spooge.
Maybe its just whats been lacking all along.

[Zedder]

We gots 1 in Wellington too, but you gots a point.

I don't know about the Waikato but I think we need to scrap the asset sales & instead have a liability sale, we'll sell off Auckland to the Chinese with the condition they install a bypass so no NZer ever need visit that country again!

Auckland's a liability? Not according to the NZ Institute of Economic Research whose figures show every other region receives more than Auckland except the Tasman:http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/ar...ectid=11138871