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  1. 16th February 2011, 07:13 #1
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    Waahhnker on Triumph

    Lazily watching Motorway patrol, cop pulls over idiot on Triumph, he was doing 132.

    Wanker claims (a) "you picked on me just becuse I'm a motorcyclist" and (b) "you picked on me 'cos I ride a Triumph" and (c) "everybody else was passing me".

    And no, he wasn't going to clean the mud(?) off his unreadable number plate.

    And waah, waah, waah about how was being picked on, the cop was an arsehole yadda..yadda..yadda

    Talk about childish!

    Are all Triumph riders like that?

    Are they like that as an equal to Harley riders not waving?
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    Its scripted.

    The cop was an old actor from The Bill
    The rider was an actor from Outrageous Fortune.
    or maybe
    the cop was a cop but the biker was still reading from a script.
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    cracks me up you watching crime and investigation channel

    and you failed to mention when the cop was asked "how do you know it was me speeding" the reply was "well it looked like it was you..."

    sounds incontravertable to me
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Lazily watching Motorway patrol, cop pulls over idiot on Triumph, he was doing 132.

    Wanker claims (a) "you picked on me just becuse I'm a motorcyclist" and (b) "you picked on me 'cos I ride a Triumph" and (c) "everybody else was passing me".

    And no, he wasn't going to clean the mud(?) off his unreadable number plate.

    And waah, waah, waah about how was being picked on, the cop was an arsehole yadda..yadda..yadda

    Talk about childish!

    Are all Triumph riders like that?

    Are they like that as an equal to Harley riders not waving?
    Yep, well I am anyway, and


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    Were there any donuts in the story? Tis boring otherwise...
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    are all triumph riders like that?
    yep. All triumph riders are like that.
    Only cool people whom hate the man buy triumph
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Lazily watching Motorway patrol, cop pulls over idiot on Triumph, he was doing 132.

    Wanker claims (a) "you picked on me just becuse I'm a motorcyclist" and (b) "you picked on me 'cos I ride a Triumph" and (c) "everybody else was passing me".

    And no, he wasn't going to clean the mud(?) off his unreadable number plate.

    And waah, waah, waah about how was being picked on, the cop was an arsehole yadda..yadda..yadda

    Talk about childish!

    Are all Triumph riders like that?

    Are they like that as an equal to Harley riders not waving?
    Are you serious with this one??????
    Last week it was a Suzuki wasn't it? Are they all like that are they too
    Bloody hell, hardly worth the post i feel.
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  8. 16th February 2011, 08:54 #8
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    Some triumph riders buy radar detectors, take the wrap if they get caught and don't play up to a camera !

    Speed restrictions are there to keep the masses from going beyond what they can controll their vehical at, i accept that !
    Hate to have 90% of NZ's population decide what speed they feel is a safe one to travel at, it would be carnage out there !

    135 is comfortable and enjoyable on my triumph (open road), any less and i'm having to prop my rather wieghty frame up,
    120 on the HD is comfortable and still enjoyable 100 would be also (hmmmm nah) !

    It's all about the grin factor !

    Put a squid on an HD and they'd be lost, because they wouldn't be able to reach 250 clicks, hence the Harley hating fraternity !
    But i don't mind, i don't hate anybody, i do what makes me smile !
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Are all Triumph riders like that?
    A group of cops pack raped a woman.

    Are all cops like that?
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  10. 16th February 2011, 09:15 #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Taz View Post
    A group of cops pack raped a woman.

    Are all cops like that?
    Well... not funny for the woman, but in this situation
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post

    Are all Triumph riders like that?
    Yes. Now fuck off.
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    Mwahahaha...
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  13. 16th February 2011, 19:10 #13
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    What's really sad about this is that those episodes screened on free to air tv years ago, and now you are paying to watch them.

    How old is the colour scheme on the patrol cars Scummy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Mwahahaha...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Taz View Post
    A group of cops pack raped a woman.

    Are all cops like that?
    Not all.
    Some fuck goats, and little boys.
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