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    The perfect vehicle

    for the zombie apocalypse: http://www.stuff.co.nz/dominion-post...al-news/392871

    I'd always thought a Hummer or similar would be the go, but these are perfect for zombies.
    Don't blame me, I voted Green.

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    Now we will look like farmers internationally


    meanwhile in other news....
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T-90
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    $1.3million unit cost? Damn that's cheap. I may sell my Veyron and get one of these (for home security).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grasshopperus View Post
    $1.3million unit cost? Damn that's cheap. I may sell my Veyron and get one of these (for home security).
    Your Veyron is of limited value when the zombies come - the JCB tractors have a hydraulic chainsaw that is able to be remotely operated from the cab.

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    Don't blame me, I voted Green.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grasshopperus View Post
    $1.3million unit cost? Damn that's cheap. I may sell my Veyron and get one of these (for home security).
    Why does everyone wants to stay on the ground in a zombie apocalypse? Save your money and get a MH-6.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MD_Heli...-6_Little_Bird

    Have one on your helipad (top of your mansion). Frikkn mean oi.


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    Quote Originally Posted by EJK View Post
    Why does everyone wants to stay on the ground in a zombie apocalypse? Save your money and get a MH-6.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MD_Heli...-6_Little_Bird

    Have one on your helipad (top of your mansion). Frikkn mean oi.
    If eddie counts as a zombie, then they can fly planes and you're little whirly bird is worm meat.



    Submarine is the only answer. Big nuclear one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EJK View Post
    Why does everyone wants to stay on the ground in a zombie apocalypse? Save your money and get a MH-6.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MD_Heli...-6_Little_Bird

    Have one on your helipad (top of your mansion). Frikkn mean oi.
    Minor problem - flight time is around 2 hours, so every couple of hours you need to find somewhere you can get your hands on some Avtur. An armoured tractor runs on diesel, so all you need is an overturned truck and you got a tank full (no pun intended).
    Don't blame me, I voted Green.

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    what JCB is that based on that's good for 80kmhr? also, this is the thread mods choose to send to PD? have they read any others recently must have a zombie phobia or something.
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    I agree, close the Can Am thread first, it's not a motorcycle.

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    Don't know who moved it here but there is to my mind no reason why it can't be in R&R.

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