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    Quote Originally Posted by onearmedbandit View Post
    The breeder of our Rottweilers had trained his dogs not to accept food from anywhere other than his hand for exactly that reason.
    A magical dog, nice.

    Quote Originally Posted by RDJ View Post
    my wife and I work during the day, so do our neighbours. How exactly does Neighbourhood Watch function while we are out working & paying the bills for us as well as the people who do not work as well as the people who are paid to stop the people who do not work robbing the people who work?
    Do you hear that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Usarka View Post
    What annoys me is those signs in carparks saying "thieves operate in this carpark".

    So you know where they are and all you do is put up a sign????!!!??!!
    So what SHOULD they do??
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    Quote Originally Posted by imdying View Post
    A magical dog, nice.
    Bro, newsflash. Just because you can't understand something doesn't mean it's impossible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by onearmedbandit View Post
    Bro, newsflash. Just because you can't understand something doesn't mean it's impossible.
    Just because you missed the point doesn't mean I'm not going to take the piss.

    You can shoot, stab, poison, or otherwise incacerate a dog without much trouble. Basically, dogs are in general lovely animals. To see them potentially put into harms ways by their owners so that they can protect their mere property is equals parts vile, repulsive, and disgusting. A bit like training young men to be soldiers really.

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    Quote Originally Posted by imdying View Post
    Just because you missed the point doesn't mean I'm not going to take the piss.

    You can shoot, stab, poison, or otherwise incacerate a dog without much trouble. Basically, dogs are in general lovely animals. To see them potentially put into harms ways by their owners so that they can protect their mere property is equals parts vile, repulsive, and disgusting. A bit like training young men to be soldiers really.
    I'm going to remind myself of what you said the other day to me. If it's a post of your outside of the tech section it's solely there to provoke a reaction, which I was silly enough to fall into.

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    Quote Originally Posted by onearmedbandit View Post
    I'm going to remind myself of what you said the other day to me. If it's a post of your outside of the tech section it's solely there to provoke a reaction, which I was silly enough to fall into.
    Hook line and sinker bro

    A big noisy dog behind the gate is probably a great deterrent, but a silent attack dog... if I were attacked by something like that, I'd make sure I went back and fucked it up good. Pretty shit end for what should really have been a nice animal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by imdying View Post
    Hook line and sinker bro

    A big noisy dog behind the gate is probably a great deterrent, but a silent attack dog... if I were attacked by something like that, I'd make sure I went back and fucked it up good. Pretty shit end for what should really have been a nice animal.
    Why go back, just complain to the local council and they will have it put down for you I know is sucks but even if someone is on your place, your dog isn't meant to attack them, now if they are in the house then your dog might survive.
    At least that is the advice we were given about our dog.

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    Quote Originally Posted by imdying View Post
    Hook line and sinker bro

    A big noisy dog behind the gate is probably a great deterrent, but a silent attack dog... if I were attacked by something like that, I'd make sure I went back and fucked it up good. Pretty shit end for what should really have been a nice animal.
    Yeah yeah I know. But I'll play along anyway. A proper guard dog lets you get onto the property, then bails you up. Like the time my sister and here boyfriend came around home one day. Kayne let them onto the property, waited until they were well inside, then bailed them up at the back of the property. There he sat for 45mins, growling every time they moved, until my brother arrived home.

    I suppose you could come back after dealing with the police and shoot the dog then. Cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    So what SHOULD they do??
    Catch them bro!


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    Quote Originally Posted by oneofsix View Post
    I know is sucks but even if someone is on your place, your dog isn't meant to attack them
    Why turn a kick arse animal into an attacking piece of shite in the first place when other options are available. I mean, we don't exactly live in a hell hole.

    Quote Originally Posted by onearmedbandit View Post
    I suppose you could come back after dealing with the police and shoot the dog then. Cool.
    Oh noes, the big bad police! What will me and my 65 convictions for burglarly do?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Usarka View Post
    Catch them bro!

    Store owner don't look like that...

    Come to think of it, neither do thieves...
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    Quote Originally Posted by imdying View Post

    Oh noes, the big bad police! What will me and my 65 convictions for burglarly do?!?
    True, with that in mind why employ any security system.

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    Quote Originally Posted by onearmedbandit View Post
    True, with that in mind why employ any security system.
    If they disable your alarm system and take your shit, your shit is gone... they stab the dog and take your shit, your shit is gone with a bit of your heart. Use deterrents by all means, just not the canine kind. A broken alarm system is one thing, but losing your best mate will only add insult to injury.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    So what SHOULD they do??
    If there had been sufficient burglaries there that the bureaucracy has found it "appropriate" to put up a sign, is it beyond reasonable expectations to put a couple of people in a bait car or just to watch because presumably the next thief will be along relatively quickly?


    Do that often enough, and you can change your lovely signage to read "xx thieves caught in this car park in the last x weeks" and then we might all be a little more trusting of law enforcement's priorities....?

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    One might assume that the police's energy might have been diverted to murderers, rather than burglaries.

    Is Mellory Manning's murderer behind bars yet? Or still at large?
    It's only when you take the piss out of a partially shaved wookie with an overactive 'me' gene and stapled on piss flaps that it becomes a problem.

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