Anyone want to buy a Harley?

**JimO** · 19th February 2011, 10:41

http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/mcy/2204523906.html

**sinfull** · 19th February 2011, 10:51

I got one of them ya can have but at a way better price ! All the extras he mentions are there though, but my old lady has teeth , so she aint included !

**schrodingers cat** · 19th February 2011, 14:41

Please contact me when hell freezes over.

**Big Dave** · 19th February 2011, 18:57

Hell yeah - A Street Glide in black denim paint, but I won't take any notice of cliched bullshit.

**doc** · 19th February 2011, 19:20

Originally Posted by sinfull

I got one of them ya can have but at a way better price ! All the extras he mentions are there though, but my old lady has teeth , so she aint included !

Now what sort of extras you talkin about Willis ?

**Big Dave** · 19th February 2011, 19:59

If I was 6" shorter I'd go for a street bob too, I think it works well with my f you look.

**AD345** · 19th February 2011, 20:20

Originally Posted by Big Dave

If I was 6" shorter I'd go for a street bob too, I think it works well with my f you look.

OHH

THATS an f-you look

I thought yer undies were a bit tight

**Big Dave** · 19th February 2011, 20:44

Starting with Jenny again tomorrow, been a good summer. Whose shout is it for the salads?

**AD345** · 19th February 2011, 20:54

My shout

I'm off Mon and Tues if you're hungry

AND - I'm riding Nessie! (temporarily)

**Big Dave** · 19th February 2011, 21:20

OK - Deus, see what day has the best weather.

**scumdog** · 19th February 2011, 21:53

Originally Posted by Big Dave

Starting with Jenny again tomorrow, been a good summer. Whose shout is it for the salads?

Lost 9kg over the last 3-4 months.

Don't get positional asphyxiation when lacing-up my motorbike boots now.

But need braces to stop my leather pants sliding over my arse.

And my cock has grown heaps - it must have cos I can see more of it now...

**JimO** · 19th February 2011, 22:15

Originally Posted by scumdog

And my cock has grown heaps - it must have cos I can see more of it now...

are you sure its yours??

**Virago** · 19th February 2011, 22:17

Originally Posted by scumdog

...And my cock has grown heaps - it must have cos I can see more of it now...

Ah okay, that might be what my problem is. Mind you, urinating in braille becomes easier with practice...

**Big Dave** · 19th February 2011, 22:20

An inch for every 10kg is wot I heard.

I have no trouble losing when I'm on the programme. It's when I get on the piss that it stacks back on again.

I can drink a dozen Mooses and not miss a beat at the moment. Immune. Changes tomorrow.