Turn the key, and all the dashboard lights light up like normal, but all I get is a very fast ticking from somewhere in the dashboard (could be sound coming through from the engine bay) - like a relay turning on and off very fast.
In the past I've seen this due to a simple low battery (when it has enough juice to turn on the starter solenoid, but not enough to turn the engine), so I pulled it out and charged it - but no change, I get the same symptoms.
Any clues as to what's up?
(I found the fuses, but none I could see were blown. There were some of a type I've never seen before, so wasn't sure about pulling them out).
I'd be happy to pay the garage to fix - but the cars at home and it's a long way to push. Dunno if they charge a mint for pick up... will call on Monday if no luck.
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