EQ jokes

**Whynot** · 1st March 2011, 13:11

Originally Posted by Spuds1234

Actually I was there, I still am here, and Im living in town inside the cordon with no water.

I cant leave my house without wondering if I'll be able to get back to it, I have to carry photo ID (do anyway) AND a letter that has my name and address on it just to get back to my house, theres no guarentee that I'll be able to get my bike into my garage at night because some of the people on the cordon dont let vehicles through. Also this cordon could be up for months with this stupid bloody curfew (I have to be home before 6pm otherwise I cant get home).

We all know someone that has died or knows someone that knows someone. Nobody in Christchurch has been left untouched by this tragedy.

If the way I want to deal with this situation is by making light of it, poking fun at it, and heaven forbid actually try to still have a bit of fun then Im sure as hell going to do it.

hopefully that should convince all the moaners to stfu

**oneofsix** · 1st March 2011, 13:13

Originally Posted by Spuds1234

Actually I was there, I still am here, and Im living in town inside the cordon with no water.

I cant leave my house without wondering if I'll be able to get back to it, I have to carry photo ID (do anyway) AND a letter that has my name and address on it just to get back to my house, theres no guarentee that I'll be able to get my bike into my garage at night because some of the people on the cordon dont let vehicles through. Also this cordon could be up for months with this stupid bloody curfew (I have to be home before 6pm otherwise I cant get home).

We all know someone that has died or knows someone that knows someone. Nobody in Christchurch has been left untouched by this tragedy.

If the way I want to deal with this situation is by making light of it, poking fun at it, and heaven forbid actually try to still have a bit of fun then Im sure as hell going to do it.

well said that man. Humour is often a sign that we take things seriously.

**Quasievil** · 1st March 2011, 13:21

Originally Posted by BoristheBiter

Spineless keyboard twats, you would know all about them as you would be if not one the most childish at least one of the biggest here.

1/ that doesn't make sense
2/ you dont even know me

Originally Posted by BoristheBiter

If you don't like a thread don't read it and definitely don't come back and read some more but i guess the keyboard wanker in you was just too hard to overcome. Just wait to see how the mood of the thread is going and jump in.

1/ that doesn't make sense
2/ I will do what I like on this public forum, and if anyone posts something I dont like I will say so, as does anyone else (as even you are doing yourself right now)

Originally Posted by BoristheBiter

And if someone reds you grow a pair and move on

Weren't you crying like a bitch because I red repped you, so like you say "grow a pair"

Originally Posted by BoristheBiter

Fuck you make some drivel up. First its a joke, now it's the "looting of society".
Go and email the guy selling his rock and tell him what you think, bet i know what he'll tell you to do.

It was never a Joke and it never will be, unless your afflicted with the "I dont give a shit and I will laugh at the situation attitude"
The Chap with a rock in his house, is living the situation, your not, you're gaggling from the outside with some of the other idiots on here like 16 year old school girls.

Frankly it Beggars belief that this thread was even posted, let alone morons try and defend it as merely humor, clearly we have a difference of opinion, so I will leave you to yours and you can leave me to mine.

**oneofsix** · 1st March 2011, 13:43

Originally Posted by Quasievil

clearly we have a difference of opinion, so I will leave you to yours and you can leave me to mine.

Please do

**fuknKIWI** · 2nd March 2011, 00:01

Originally Posted by \m/

McDonalds are releasing a new burger; the McChristchurch, it comes with a free shake.

Yep had a guilt free laugh on that one.
Any release is a good release

**fuknKIWI** · 2nd March 2011, 00:12

Originally Posted by imdying

I'd be more worried if there were no jokes about. It totalled a lot of our city, but I'd be more worried if it broke New Zealand as well, cause currently we're in big trouble without you.

Shortly after my grandfather died I took his brother (2 ANZCACs),my great uncle to see the film Gallipoli. As he lost a leg there I dropped him off at the door & went to park the car anyway after the film I took him to my Grandmothers for a cuppa & a chat, it was very interesting sitting in on that one... the bottom line is the black humour in the film was pretty authentic but slightly understated... behold the therapeutic value of black humour...obviously it has a time & a place..many a joke at a funeral has been worth telling if only to put it all in perspective...life is for living & live it we must...you'll see me laugh before you see me cry...try to make me cry & see what happens if you don't succeed I'll laugh at you

**Yow Ling** · 8th March 2011, 16:49

You know you are in Christchurch when the Freedom campers are complaining about the locals shitting too close to their vans

**Crasherfromwayback** · 8th March 2011, 19:13

Originally Posted by Yow Ling

You know you are in Christchurch when the Freedom campers are complaining about the locals shitting too close to their vans

That's a goodin!

**jellywrestler** · 12th March 2011, 10:59

Looks like Japans 'flush' trumps Christchurch's 'fall house' this time eh?

**Skinon** · 17th March 2011, 13:39

:NEWS FLASH:

Two plane loads of maori volunteers have just left Auckland for Christchurch to assist with the looting.

**Whynot** · 17th March 2011, 14:07

Originally Posted by jellywrestler

Looks like Japans 'flush' trumps Christchurch's 'fall house' this time eh?

Originally Posted by Skinon

You know why the japanese tsunami went so far inland?
Water always picks up speed when it's running down slopes...

Recently opened a cafe in japan. Started a bit shaky, but slowly
people drifted in.

Jap farmers pleading poverty! Bullshit! I seen one farm on tv with
2 huge boats and about 20 cars on his front yard!

does anyone else find it interesting that there has been no backlash from the PC brigade against the japanese jokes compared to the christchurch ones?

**Usarka** · 17th March 2011, 14:17

Originally Posted by Whynot

does anyone else find it interesting that there has been no backlash from the PC brigade against the japanese jokes compared to the christchurch ones?

They just walk away!