According to the Census.
That grate anyone else a little bit?
Is it also naughty to put Jupiter as my country, my address is a N.Z one so it seems like a more than a slightly pointless question. It's tempting.
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According to the Census.
That grate anyone else a little bit?
Is it also naughty to put Jupiter as my country, my address is a N.Z one so it seems like a more than a slightly pointless question. It's tempting.
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Cool. Means we don't need motor vehicle licences or pay motor vehicle registration fees.
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Haven't got my census yet, but that doesn't sound right; a motorcycle is a device designed to transport people or cargo, and has an internal combustion engine. So it's definitely a motor vehicle. Whats the penalty for scrawling 'get fucked' on that page of the census and sending it back?Originally Posted by firefighter
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<<----- My dream bike.
Dunno, I erm......may have counted it as a vehicle anyway......
'It says not including motorcycles', so to clarify it does'nt say they are'nt motor vehicles, maybe that they could'nt give a bloody fucks. Seems a bit off to me. What if you only own a bike? Would be a bit mis-leading to say you don't own a vehicle, a bit of a survey error if you ask me.
Cats land on their feet. Toast lands jamside down.
A cat glued to some jam toast will hover in quantum indecision
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ArseBiscuit
Yeah I noticed that.
Census says:
So trucks, tractors (towing the boat), jet skis, trikes etc must all be included but not bikes!??!?!?!?!?!?!DONT count:
- Vehicles that belong visitors
- Vehicles this household borrows occasionally......
- vehicles that can be used only for work or only on the farm
- motorbikes or scooters
+1 for the get fucked option.
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Disregarding the last one, it just sounds like they are after vehicles you own that are used on the road for personal transportation, which is fair enough. But why say disregard bikes as well, I'm a bit
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No penalty as far as I am concerned, I'll give you a crate of piss and a pie for that mate
<<----- My dream bike.
Umm, so....well, what exactly is it doing when i'm riding it? I'd have thought it was transporting me.
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Teach its owner to fix it and it'll break in some way you've never seen before.
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Anyone in an "official" capacity (mag,bronz etc) want to ask the question or should we all do it?
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Blowin up bikes since ages ago
WTF??? In our household we have 6 times the amount of bikes then motorvehicles.....
I myself only own motorbikes, no car licence. Would be interested to understand the reasoning!
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Why are motorcycles not a valid choice in this question? They are a legitimate form of transport, and are indeed often the only means of personal transport for some.
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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I was a bit perplexed at the imaginary friend question.
What religion are you?
Admittedly, the top answer is none.
But surely the initial question should be a tad less assuming.
It's only when you take the piss out of a partially shaved wookie with an overactive 'me' gene and stapled on piss flaps that it becomes a problem.
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It has been that ways for decades. Each time I add motorcycles - sometimes I write a rude comment - I have never had any response.
I highly recommend each and every one of you add a comment.
I'm tempted to write in the income section MYOB.
I presume the census is an exception to the privacy laws - sorry sir under the privacy act I cannot supply any information.
Here's one - when you register a vehicle online why do you have to fill in your name and license number first. Surely it is irrelevant who is paying for the individual vehicles rego.
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Apparently it's 500 bucks court costs plus 20 per day after if you don't fill it out. Would image fucking with it may be similar.
http://nz.news.yahoo.com/a/-/mp/8867...ce-of-refusal/The most famous individual to stand up against the census was the Christchurch Wizard, who fought the requirement for several decades. He took the battle to court, traveled outside the 12-mile limit and cast a "disappearing spell" in 1986.
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