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    Diaries of a Bucket owner and wife

    Her Diary:

    Tonight, I thought my husband was acting really weirdly.
    We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner.
    I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk.
    He agreed, but he didn't say much.
    I asked him what was wrong.
    He said, 'Nothing.'
    I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.
    He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.
    On the way home, I told him that I loved him.
    He smiled slightly, and kept driving.
    I can't explain his behavior.
    I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.'
    When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.
    He just sat there quietly, and watched TV.
    He continued to seem distant and absent.
    Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed.
    About 15 minutes later, he came to bed.
    To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love.
    But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else.
    He fell asleep - I cried.
    I don't know what to do.
    I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.
    My life is a disaster.


    His Diary:

    Fuck it my FXR wouldn't start and I can't figure out why.
    Got a root though.


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    check the fuel and plug.
    My neighbours diary says I have boundary issues

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    hope you get it sorted soon
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    showed this to my missus, needless to say not impressed. tried telling me she wasn't going to put up with that and if thats what it was to be like I couldn't have a bucket and her.
    somethings gonna give cause the buckets not going anywhere!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ac3_snow View Post
    showed this to my missus, needless to say not impressed. tried telling me she wasn't going to put up with that and if thats what it was to be like I couldn't have a bucket and her.
    somethings gonna give cause the buckets not going anywhere!

    tell her it's a bucket or a mistress (on second thoughts dont)
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    Quote Originally Posted by ac3_snow View Post
    showed this to my missus, needless to say not impressed. tried telling me she wasn't going to put up with that and if thats what it was to be like I couldn't have a bucket and her.
    somethings gonna give cause the buckets not going anywhere!
    LoL. My wife views me being in the garage is like putting a kid in a play pen. She know's where i am, occupied in a known space with simple things keeping me happy and I'll only break my own toys when I have a tantrum.

    It was that or me "re-modeling" the house some more.

    The line, " You know I love you just as much as the day I married you and never do anything to intentionally piss you off." Often deflects much of her wrath.
    Yes 4 strokes are for homos. Homo-sapiens that is, who have realized bigger is better.

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    Haha...My wife just moved out AND my bucket is still in pieces!

    Actually, that doesn't sound as funny written down as it did in my head.

    Oh well.
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