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[SPORK]

WHITE / NINJA

Oooh, okay then.

So could I call myself a "Wettaller"? For White-Metaller?

[John]

OK , YOU CAN LEAP OUT OF THAT CUPBOARD WHEN YOUR READY , WE WONT JUDGE YOU , JUST TAKE YOUR TIME

Only if its your cupboard

[pyrocam]

OK , YOU CAN LEAP OUT OF THAT CUPBOARD WHEN YOUR READY , WE WONT JUDGE YOU , JUST TAKE YOUR TIME

*chuckle*
read again
*haha*
pause
read again
bahahahah

I would have rep'd you but ive already given you some and it wont let me

[WINJA]

Only if its your cupboard

HEY KNOCK YOURSELF OUT, NOTHING SUPRISES ME ANY MORE , MY BROTHER TOLD ME ABOUT A YEAR AGO HES IN LOVE AND ITS SERIOUS AND HES GETTING MARRIED AND HE WANTED ME TO MEET ANDY , OH ANDY IS UM SHORT FOR ANGELA , NO , ANDY ENDS UP BEING THE BLOKEIEST BLOKE YOULL EVER MEET BUILDER , RUGBY ETC . I WOULDA KICKED THE POOFS ARSE CEPT I DONT LIKE HOSPITAL FOOD

[TerminalAddict]

ok some geekiness
cat /dev/input/mouse0 > /dev/dsp0

for i `ls /home/`;
do echo "Piss off $i\n\nYou Don\'t deserve to log in\nexit;" > /home/$i/.login
done

I can be more creative, if I hadn't had a couple'o beers already

[TerminalAddict]

more beer =

echo " \
#!/bin/sh \
echo \"Kernel Panic.\" \
while true; do \
sleep \
done \
" > /usr/bin/prank

alias ls="/usr/bin/prank"

[WINJA]

ok some geekiness
cat /dev/input/mouse0 > /dev/dsp0

for i `ls /home/`;
do echo "Piss off $i\n\nYou Don\'t deserve to log in\nexit;" > /home/$i/.login
done

I can be more creative, if I hadn't had a couple'o beers already

? I DONT GET IT

[N4CR]

? I DONT GET IT

YOU SUCK AT TEH INTARWEBS SO STFU NOOB.

PWNDDD!!!!11!!!!!11!!!!!!!!eleventy!!!!11!!!

[John]

? I DONT GET IT

Means hes gay. Simple as that.

[TerminalAddict]

ok .. just found this and its fucken funny ...

/usr/bin/beep -f 830.61 -l 150 -n -f 698.46 -l 75\
 -n -f 830.61 -l 75 -n -f 932.33 -l 300 -n -f 1 -l 150\
 -n -f 622.25 -l 75 -n -f 698.46 -l 75 -n -f 830.61 -l 150\
 -n -f 932.33 -l 150 -n -f 1244.51 -l 150 -n -f 1396.91 -l 75\
 -n -f 1046.50 -l 75 -n -f 1244.51 -l 150 -n -f 1396.91 -l 150\
 -n -f 932.33 -l 600 -n -f 830.61 -l 150 -n -f 698.46 -l 75\
 -n -f 830.61 -l 75 -n -f 932.33 -l 300 -n -f 1 -l 150\
 -n -f 622.25 -l 75 -n -f 698.46 -l 75 -n -f 830.61 -l 150\
 -n -f 932.33 -l 150 -n -f 1244.51 -l 150 -n -f 1396.91 -l 75\
 -n -f 1046.50 -l 75 -n -f 1244.51 -l 150 -n -f 1396.91 -l 150\
 -n -f 1567.98 -l 600 -n -f 1567.98 -l 150 -n -f 1760.00 -l 75\
 -n -f 1318.51 -l 75 -n -f 1567.98 -l 300 -n -f 1 -l 150\
 -n -f 1318.51 -l 75 -n -f 1174.66 -l 75 -n -f 1046.50 -l 150\
 -n -f 987.77 -l 150 -n -f 880.00 -l 225 -n -f 987.77 -l 75\
 -n -f 1046.50 -l 150 -n -f 1318.51 -l 150 -n -f 1174.66 -l 600\
 -n -f 1244.51 -l 150 -n -f 1396.91 -l 75 -n -f 1046.50 -l 75\
 -n -f 1244.51 -l 300 -n -f 1 -l 150 -n -f 1046.50 -l 75\
 -n -f 932.33 -l 75 -n -f 830.61 -l 150 -n -f 783.99 -l 150\
 -n -f 698.46 -l 225 -n -f 783.99 -l 75 -n -f 830.61 -l 150\
 -n -f 932.33 -l 150 -n -f 1046.50 -l 150 -n -f 932.33 -l 150\
 -n -f 783.99 -l 150 -n -f 622.25 -l 150

[Waylander]

? I DONT GET IT

Just means guyslike me and you are not geeks and thus are cool. That and we both own real bikes. Damn I feel like a ride right now.

[John]

Just means guyslike me and you are not geeks and thus are cool. That and we both own real bikes. Damn I feel like a ride right now.

No you are gay, winja is cool big difference wonder woman.

[Mooch]

[QUOTE=TerminalAddict]ok .. just found this and its fucken funny ...

Whats the tune ?

[WINJA]

Just means guyslike me and you are not geeks and thus are cool. That and we both own real bikes. Damn I feel like a ride right now.

COOL DID YOU GET A GSXR1000?

[Waylander]

No you are gay, winja is cool big difference wonder woman.

Now now John, just becouse I do not succomb to your advances is no reason to attempt a poor joke.