My ultimate dilemma. Help please!

**Paul in NZ** · 1st March 2011, 06:32

Sweet Jesus wept! Harden up and fly right soldier - find that kiwi can do attitude get the socket set and use it to BUILD a pie maker.... Soft cock attitude is ruining this country - time to step it up son...

**Swoop** · 1st March 2011, 07:24

Get the socket set and claim that the amount of $$$'s being saved on bike servicing deserves that the pie maker is to be bought!
Get a quality one that will continue to make superb pies for many years. Don't want shoddy pies being made, do we?

Do I have to do ALL the thinking around here...

**admenk** · 1st March 2011, 08:32

Come on, do you really need to ask? Surely it's got to be the pie maker - it's to do with food for goodness sake!!

Will a socket set feed your hunger, make you fat, give you 1st degree burns when the hot filling spills on your chin, give you comfort when you're feeling low, give you something to do when you're bored, help you to grow into all those school clothes that were handed down from your older brother, keep the health police in business....and the list goes on!!

**steve_t** · 1st March 2011, 08:52

Originally Posted by Paul in NZ

find that kiwi can do attitude get the socket set and use it to BUILD a pie maker...

This is the best idea yet

Actually, how does the Max household not already have a pie maker?

**Fatt Max** · 1st March 2011, 09:48

Originally Posted by steve_t

Actually, how does the Max household not already have a pie maker?

erm...............oh fuck it..........

**Marmoot** · 1st March 2011, 10:24

Can't do shit with the socket set when she's behind you nagging all the time.

Get the pie maker to keep her busy and go out for a ride whenever you like.

Or better, get the socket set and use it to fix a cheap broken pie maker you get for $1 off Trademe.

**Banditbandit** · 1st March 2011, 10:28

GO for the socket set - bikes are more important than pies ... you can always eat something else ... but you can't work on your bike without a socket set.

**oneofsix** · 1st March 2011, 10:30

Originally Posted by Banditbandit

GO for the socket set - bikes are more important than pies ... you can always eat something else ... but you can't work on your bike without a socket set.

Socket set. You can make pies without a piemaker, you can't fix shit with out a socket set.

**Fatt Max** · 4th March 2011, 14:56

Yes indeed you pack of sexy bastards, maaaasive thanks for your wise words.

The pie maker it is. Once said machine arrives I shall be looking at making Spaggy Bol pies, Chilli mincr and cheese pies, sausage roll in a pie, Thai Green Curry pies and a BLT pie.

Piccies will be posted.......ooohhhhhh

Thanks again

**Maha** · 4th March 2011, 15:10

Originally Posted by Fatt Max

Yes indeed you pack of sexy bastards, maaaasive thanks for your wise words.

The pie maker it is. Once said machine arrives I shall be looking at making Spaggy Bol pies, Chilli mincr and cheese pies, sausage roll in a pie, Thai Green Curry pies and a BLT pie.

Piccies will be posted.......ooohhhhhh

Thanks again

Wheres the sense of adventure!!
Think outside the pastry pocket.
Whats needed is pie fillings of the most disgusting combinations you can think of and then, find those brave enough to eat one of the fuckers.
IE: A banana/White chocolate and pea pie
Now, I would eat all individually but together? in a pie?...

**Usarka** · 4th March 2011, 15:13

porridge and broccoli pie.

**Fatt Max** · 4th March 2011, 16:52

More than happy to make these pies for you lads, more than happy to watch you eat them.

I feel a whole new thread coming on...the 'Bet you wouldnt eat this pie' therad, if you know what I mean....oops.......