Some medical advice please...

**MIXONE** · 2nd March 2011, 20:05

FFS don't go for a walk.You might end up peeing against lamp posts.

**mashman** · 2nd March 2011, 20:15

there may be trouble ahead...

**Big Dave** · 2nd March 2011, 22:39

I'll take 'Are You Being Served 1974', 'On the Busses - 1965' or 'Bless this House - 1973' for 20 thanks Dermott.

**Big Dave** · 2nd March 2011, 22:48

I told Doogle. He had one yesterday.

He said Runnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!

**schrodingers cat** · 3rd March 2011, 06:34

Whats for dinner? Some little biscuits? A nice slice of roll? Something from a tin?
A right pensioner special...

**Maha** · 3rd March 2011, 06:37

If you are seen humping the neighbours leg we'll know why.

**yungatart** · 3rd March 2011, 06:49

Originally Posted by Maha

If you are seen humping the neighbours leg we'll know why.

I'd be more worried about him sniffing the front bum of complete strangers!

**Maha** · 3rd March 2011, 06:55

Originally Posted by yungatart

I'd be more worried about him sniffing the front bum of complete strangers!

A daily occurrence...
I could not find a short version of this but is bloody funny from the 7 minute mark.
Grandads been on the Bob Martins.

**Swoop** · 3rd March 2011, 07:13

I can provide someone to talk to on subjects close to your heart.

A small boy at home really likes the dogs royal canin dried petfood. He crunches them down and regularly grabs a few to munch on as he walks past the dogs bowl.
Seriously!

**Pussy** · 3rd March 2011, 16:53

Originally Posted by Swoop

I can provide someone to talk to on subjects close to your heart.

A small boy at home really likes the dogs royal canin dried petfood. He crunches them down and regularly grabs a few to munch on as he walks past the dogs bowl.
Seriously!

You shouldn't have called your boy "Rover", Swoop!....

**george formby** · 3rd March 2011, 17:32

Get a few bottle of Brown Ale down your neck quick. Give you something smooth when it comes to motion time & a damn fine reason for p!$$^@g on the neighbours car.

A dozen or more Brown Ale will also give you the worst hangover ever tomorrow, kill all the flu bugs & when Saturday comes around you will be so relieved the pain has gone you will be on cloud 9. Don't forget acidophilus yoghurt to replace your gut fauna & get the dead hamster out of your mouth.