Breast study into weather conditions

**AllanB** · 3rd March 2011, 19:31

You'll all be familiar with Mr Ring the 'Moon Man' theories about the moon affecting the weather and recently Canterbury Earthquakes.

Hocus Pocus maybe but I too am in the process of conducting my own scientific experiment relating to my good cities weather and in particular earthquakes.

To conduct this experiment I require Breasts and plenty of them please. Female please and they will need to be natural as surgically enhanced ones will lead to false readings in my reporting.

I am calling my studies Breast Science - or BS for short and I'll refer to it as 'BS' for the remainder of this post to save on typing as no doubt my fingers may be required to be in top form during my studies.

My science of BS is relatively simple and as such I believe this will also account for a lot of forthcoming interest and debate as the results will be clear to see.

Please consider the following - imagine a pair of naked breasts.

Now I've probably just lost a percentage of my audience but stay with me on this titillating story.

The imagined breasts can clearly tell us of weather conditions:

Earthquake (topical) - the pair shake.
Big Earthquake - a lot of shaking (it may help if you imagine them on a trampoline)
Cold Weather - extended nipples
Hot Weather - sweaty breasts
Wet Weather - moist breasts
Flooding - the breasts may be used to set a datum point - under nipple (UN) or above nipple (AN)

No doubt there are other weather related applications I have not considered, thus the need for extensive studying. With all sorts of breasts too - and different races.

I believe my studies in BS will have a large following - red blooded men will be interested (homos may adapt their own studies in their own form of BS - Bottom Science) as will lesbians (I wonder if lesbian breasts will behave differently to hetro ones - I shall add this to my notes).

I also intend to publish my findings in writing including pages of high quality photographs in a monthly magazine and a bi-monthly DVD may be popular. If my studies in BS prove positive and enlightening I may consider going on tour with a troop of women to conduct seminars to show my findings and get my points across.

So my lady KBers I am offering you the opportunity to be part of a cutting edge study in BS and if you are interested please submit photographs to the following email address:

BSweather@titmail.cum.