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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
    hmmm - only lasting seconds huh... yep - I think I understand your problem now... what to do what to do...
    lol.. good comeback..
    would/can be longer, but the girls just don't last. I aim to please the clientess

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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    lol.. good comeback..
    would/can be longer, but the girls just don't last. I aim to please the clientess
    Only lasting seconds...I'm surprised you have time to 'aim' at all....
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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyB
    Only lasting seconds...I'm surprised you have time to 'aim' at all....
    bugger. this is all going the wrong way, huh?
    hey, they say they're done and hurting, I wanna piece of the action too (not gonna fake it, who does that?!?! ), so just meet their needs..
    or have it meat down on their knees. Like I said, not fussed

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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    lol.. good comeback..
    would/can be longer, but the girls just don't last. I aim to please the clientess
    Swave, debonaire, considerate - what more could a woman ask for...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
    Swave, debonaire, considerate - what more could a woman ask for...

    eggsactry..
    so many women, so little time

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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    eggsactry..
    so many women, so little time
    aaaa yes... those were (never) the days.

    At least you seem to be getting through them at quite a rate... one every 20 seconds or so??

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
    aaaa yes... those were (never) the days.

    At least you seem to be getting through them at quite a rate... one every 20 seconds or so??

    MDU
    yeah, 'bout that on a good day.. and taking the weather into account..

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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    yeah, 'bout that on a good day.. and taking the weather into account..
    Just keep your fluids up. I'd hate to have to revive you...
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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    yeah, 'bout that on a good day.. and taking the weather into account..
    I heard you are stupidly cheap.... Do your profits cover the massive cost of those "man pills" you seem to have...?
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    Quote Originally Posted by GoodAndSuchLike
    I heard you are stupidly cheap.... Do your profits cover the massive cost of those "man pills" you seem to have...?
    'man pills'...?? don't use 'enhancing' drugs.. it's just all me

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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    'man pills'...?? don't use 'enhancing' drugs.. it's just all me
    Penis pump?
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    Quote Originally Posted by NC
    Penis pump?
    the one sponsored by Nike [Just did it]?
    nope, just Swedish luuuuuuurve..

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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    the one sponsored by Nike [Just did it]?
    nope, just Swedish luuuuuuurve..
    Um...yeah?
    The world will look up and shout "Save Us!", and I'll whisper "no"

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