Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
...two cents back on your bottles from the local shop...and the milk money was left in the bottle at the gate for the milkman at the end of the week...
and the world wide web wasn't coloured in ( text only)
When it's your mothers birthday and she turns 100 (or would have if she wasn't dead). Happened to me yesterday...
When someone says "What bike do YOU ride then?" (obviously expecting you to say "Charley Fergusson".)
You reply "GSX-R600"
And they go "What REEEEALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY?" and look all shocked.
And deep inside, you mutter to yourself "Fuck off sonny"
. No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home. Kingsley Amis
My staff in the workshop have had Solid Gold playing on the radio all morning (just to wind up the newbie...) which is fine except I know all the words..........
"Twilight's like soccer. They run around for two hours, nobody scores, and a billion fans insist you just don't understand"
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow arent just the 4 cycles of an engine
When you go to a school reunion and a classmate asks you which subject you taught them.
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
......when your back goes out more than you do.....![]()
WESTIE CHICKS ROCK
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