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    Testicles bitten off, woman charged in UK

    Ow ow ow, how the, what did, ow ow, why, involuntary shiver. Did he think he was getting lucky? Was he asleep when she came in? Or did she not appreciate the teabaggin?

    Either way "A telephone operator who took Douglas's emergency call said the 45-year-old DJ was in so much pain he could barely speak." ow ow ow...
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Hehe a Topp twin.
    Hello officer put it on my tab

    Don't steal the government hates competition.

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    Its funny how this is funny... but if a man bit off a womans pussy, its a death sentence.

    Let her rot inside

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    Gives whole new meaning to "fast food"! (OUCH)

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    To those that think this is funny, I say "Balls!"
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Yeah baby! That's it. Yeah. Now nibble my balls...


    HA HA HA HA
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    Newcastle, I should have guessed. All the women are like that up their, that's why I left. She was probably that pissed she thought it was the leftovers from her kebab.

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    Quote Originally Posted by george formby View Post
    Newcastle, I should have guessed. All the women are like that up their, that's why I left. She was probably that pissed she thought it was the leftovers from her kebab.
    What, meat and two veg ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by admenk View Post
    What, meat and two veg ??
    Nah mate, I think it was a Spicy Donna.

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    Not geographically correct but a fair description of Northern Totty


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