Benefits of the earthquake? Pollyanna-time!

[FJRider]

you dont have to envy the people who live on the cliffs overlooking sumner any more

The one's that did ... are now at the bottom of the cliffs ...

[Kickaha]

Well our retail business has been booming since we reopened, when after the Sept quake it fell on it's arse

[Oakie]

just one comes to mind... watching boy racers loosing shit left right n center, fuck its amazing no barrrrrrrrrr PIST, cos there aint no room between natural speed bumps

True! People we were socialising with on Saturday night live on Bealey Ave. They reckon it's much quieter now that the boys with the big fart canons out the back of their cars have to take it slower or have their cars drop body bits all over the road.

[jasonu]

Prerequisites for house buying now include:
Not an old house (no double brick construction)
Not a new house (no concrete base)
Not on the hill
Not on the flat near the ocean
Not near any rivers or streams

Guess my house MIGHT be in demand one day after all!

add ' not in CHCH'

[Rashika]

add ' not in CHCH'

nope definately 'in chch', cos we still wanna live here

[Oakie]

Yep. I reckon any house without structural damage will be extremely marketable.

And yeah, we're staying right were we are.

[dangerous]

Yep. I reckon any house without structural damage will be extremely marketable.

And yeah, we're staying right were we are.

will let ya know as ours is on the market...