Surf lifesaving bullshit

[scissorhands]

Maybe the TV production crew require <-----> this much action per episode of Piha rescue. So the guards have to stretch <---> that much to fit.

Just Maybe......

Just really. I was in a flippant mood a couple of years back, and at Piha approached the camera crew for 'Piha Rescue'. I asked them how it was going, 'yeah not much action today' sort of thing, I then said 'would you like me to throw myself off the rocks, way out near the beehive?'.

They were keen as... and prolly would have filmed it, pretending it was all real!

Another time while I was surfing, a group of 5-6 stunning teen models were 'caught' in a rip. You could see the action on the beach, all the clubbies trying to get in the picture with the TV crew there. I asked one of the girls if she was okay as she went floating by, she smiled and said she was fine. I thought it really strange at the time..... Anyways, I was heading in thats how come I was near them beside the rip. So, when they were all rescued and on the beach, all the smiles and laughing made it evident it was all a hoax.

I seriously hope no one has died in the surf while the clubbies fuck around playing Hoff and Pammie

[Number One]

'would you like me to throw myself off the rocks, way out near the beehive?' They were keen as...

Oh that's terrible! Did you pinch their sammies or summat?