Wives! Killjoys! (Esp. those of Scottish descent)

**scissorhands** · 2nd April 2011, 08:51

I usually have the last two words. Yes dear

**Edbear** · 2nd April 2011, 20:13

Originally Posted by meteor

My wee wifey loves the rush of acceleration of the XR8 (and it's a manual) and the exhaust note from the twin pipes. So much so I've suggested selling it for a more sensible car but she says no!

Funny thing is that she's the lead-foot in the family...

I guess she was just having an off-day...

**Bikemad** · 2nd April 2011, 20:39

Originally Posted by scissorhands

I usually have the last two words. Yes dear

brilliant .........if i just knew how to give bling mate youd be gettin some

**Maha** · 2nd April 2011, 20:41

Originally Posted by scissorhands

I usually have the last two words. Yes dear

Sure its not......''finished yet''?

**Edbear** · 2nd April 2011, 20:42

Originally Posted by Bikemad

brilliant .........if i just knew how to give bling mate youd be gettin some

Click on the star beside the words, "Blog this post"

**FJRider** · 2nd April 2011, 21:18

Originally Posted by Edbear

Funny thing is that she's the lead-foot in the family...

I guess she was just having an off-day...

And you were using up all HER petrol ...

**Edbear** · 2nd April 2011, 21:22

Originally Posted by FJRider

And you were using up all HER petrol ...

I knew there had to be something wrong....

**scumdog** · 2nd April 2011, 22:11

Originally Posted by Edbear

I was practicing my heel and toe down-changes, wasn't I? As we came down to a round-a-bout I blipped into second gear. My wife said, "What are you revving the motor for?" I said, I'm down-changing and matching revs to road-speed for the lower gear, of course!"

Well I got a lecture about how with each blip of the throttle she could imagine the fuel going squirting away for no good reason...

My protestations that this was a sports car and sounded great fell on deaf ears...

So I did what any sensible married man would do in the circumstances and drove a bit more conservatively to our daughter's place...

Harden up ya big jessie.....

**scracha** · 3rd April 2011, 07:51

Originally Posted by MSTRS

Ugh! The images! Make them stop!
My mother is Scots...

Got any phoaties ?

**awayatc** · 3rd April 2011, 08:56

didn't know you had to hand in your balls when you walk down the isle.....

**Berries** · 3rd April 2011, 09:00

Originally Posted by scracha

Scottish girls; they're worth the hassle for their prowess in the sack.

As long as you don't suffer lacerations from the ginger hair.

**Owl** · 3rd April 2011, 09:30

Originally Posted by Edbear

Now everyone knows an MX5 is a sports car, right?

No!.......It's a girl's sports car, therefore not really a sports car at all.

MX5 men are a breed of their own and say things like "MX5's should only be British Racing Green", like WTF, they're Japanese FFS?

**ac3_snow** · 3rd April 2011, 09:32

Originally Posted by awayatc

didn't know you had to hand in your balls when you walk down the isle.....

I thought most hand them over same time as the ring, lol package deal.

**bogan** · 3rd April 2011, 09:41

Originally Posted by Owl

No!.......It's a girl's sports car, therefore not really a sports car at all.

MX5 men are a breed of their own and say things like "MX5's should only be British Racing Green", like WTF, they're Japanese FFS?

hahaha, bout sums it up, my flatmate has one, in green; dunno if its british racing green, but green is fucking green init, not like black which has numerous shades, matt, satin, gloss etc. But I digress, the MX5 is a hair dressers car, I guess we could stretch a bit and call it a sports hairdressers car?