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    Quote Originally Posted by Toaster View Post
    Pretty much proves my point really.

    Yeah mate, I am just winding you up...... I have one more night shift. Will see what our timetable is for my days off mate. It has been too long between visits!

    Having driven some elite sports cars (the last of which was a new DB9), I find everything else seems very underwhelming. It was a bit like test riding any bike after the Hayabusa.
    Point taken of course! That's why I haven't taken too many Maserati's or DB9's for a test drive lately... For what we paid, you can't get this kinda fun anywhere! I took it to physio again this morning...

    Quote Originally Posted by avgas View Post
    Clearly you need to trade it is for a Maserati

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/09...bing_maserati/
    Won't get any arguments from me or the Missus about that, but how much Maserati can one get for $5k...?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ducatilover View Post
    i'd own one,
    Plus, it would have to have a V8 shoe-horned in to it.
    This might provide the solution...
    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...he-sound-racer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    Won't get any arguments from me or the Missus about that, but how much Maserati can one get for $5k...?
    The front bumper ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    This might provide the solution...
    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...he-sound-racer.
    Nice thought, but, it wouldn't help with the lack of forward propulsion...

    Maybe put one on the CB400 so it sounds like a nice 90deg twin?
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    Oh Ed sweetie, women aren't killjoys.... we simply know what is best for our other halves and expect you to tow the line in order to get a reward

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    Towing a line (fishing) is a reward in itself. I'll grudgingly admit that in order to do this, sometimes we might have to toe the line....
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    Towing a line (fishing) is a reward in itself. I'll grudgingly admit that in order to do this, sometimes we might have to toe the line....
    No No No I definitely meant "Tow the Line"...... we dangle the carrot as bait and tow the other half behind us

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    Quote Originally Posted by marie_speeds View Post
    Oh Ed sweetie, women aren't killjoys.... we simply know what is best for our other halves and expect you to tow the line in order to get a reward
    I think my man and I have 'role-reversal' issues.....
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by marie_speeds View Post
    Oh Ed sweetie, women aren't killjoys.... we simply know what is best for our other halves and expect you to tow the line in order to get a reward
    Our reward is simply knowing you lot actually believe thatand we still get to collect the rewards

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    Quote Originally Posted by marie_speeds View Post
    Oh Ed sweetie, women aren't killjoys.... we simply know what is best for our other halves and expect you to tow the line in order to get a reward
    You'll have to give me a minute or two on that one....





    C'mon, think, there's gotta be a comeback...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    You'll have to give me a minute or two on that one....





    C'mon, think, there's gotta be a comeback...
    Just roll over Ed and get ya tummy rubbed theres a good boy....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Just roll over Ed and get ya tummy rubbed theres a good boy....
    "You must spread..."
    You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by marie_speeds View Post
    No No No I definitely meant "Tow the Line"...... we dangle the carrot as bait and tow the other half behind us
    Should I point out the error of her ways?
    Ah fuggit, I will....
    It's not carrots you should be 'dangling'...
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by marie_speeds View Post
    No No No I definitely meant "Tow the Line"...... we dangle the carrot as bait and tow the other half behind us

    There are some of us men left that still wear the pants you know!
    Nunquam Non Paratus

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    Quote Originally Posted by Owl View Post

    There are some of us men left that still wear the pants you know!
    Sounds like a Tui ad.

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