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    The cow, the ant, and the old fart


    A cow, an ant and an old fart were debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.

    The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!"

    The ant said, "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!"













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    Slofox will appreciate this
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    Quote Originally Posted by ducatilover View Post
    Slofox will appreciate this
    I just did!

    bastards...
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    s'OK - I sent it on to a dude who reeeeallly needs to see it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by slofox View Post
    s'OK - I sent it on to a dude who reeeeallly needs to see it...
    You know someone older than you...?
    You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    You know someone older than you...?
    Yep! There are still one or two left alive who are older than I am...and more senile as well! (believe it or not...)
    . “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis

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    I choose not to believe
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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