Shut up! So I am directionally challenged

To be honest I thought we were at the top of the North Western Motorway

I am not familiar with that part of the world.
I looked in awe and wonder at the little red car on that roundabout that was tootling melodiously on her hooter of doom while she very nearly turned me into tarmac

Since when is it ok to change lanes mid roundabout? Her not me, and she had the fucken hide to tootle meeeeeeeeeee
Talk about detours, you guys get the prize for attendance today. Whangarei is a bit of a pootle to the start point. No idea what time you turned out of the scratcher to get here, I was barely out of the shower when you arrived here!
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