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  1. 13th April 2011, 17:43 #1
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    A380 collides with a BizJet vid...

    oops....

    Air France A380 collides with a CRJ700 Biz Jet.
    Hard to figure out who is at fault,..but I'd blame the French first...



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    Lol it flicked it like a twig.

    Hate to think of what the excess would be for that bump...
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    Quote Originally Posted by nudemetalz View Post
    ,..but I'd blame the French first...
    Fuck yeah - so would I. Arrogant bunch of bastards...
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    Same sort of trick you do to pivot your bike on the side stand. Saves having to have a push back I suppose.
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    Quote Originally Posted by davebullet View Post
    Same sort of trick you do to pivot your bike on the side stand. Saves having to have a push back I suppose.
    I suspect an A380 hitting your bike might result in it doing a bit more than half a turn...
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    That'll buff out....

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    So much for technology, what about the "miss other planes" button?
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    If I was a passenger on that little (smaller) plane, I'd have shat my pants WTF
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    My Dad who's an aircraft engineer reckons that small plane is totalled
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oblivion View Post
    My Dad who's an aircraft engineer reckons that small plane is totalled
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    JFK Airport got some kind of dispensation to have narrower runways than every other place that wanted to handle the 380...now, who made that decision?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterD View Post
    JFK Airport got some kind of dispensation to have narrower runways than every other place that wanted to handle the 380...now, who made that decision?
    Runways? Or taxiways?

    Cos they weren't on the runway....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mully View Post
    Runways? Or taxiways?

    Cos they weren't on the runway....
    Sounds like fun.

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    Unless you were pillioning the sheep - which is more innocent I suppose (but no less baffling)
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