Australian sophistication...Bwa ha ha ha...

[Fatt Max]

Yep,

Them there 'West Islanders' like nothing more than to take the piss out of Kiwi's, referring to the people of this great country as unsophisticated bogans, thick farmers and downright sheep shaggers.

.....ok, so they got our politicians right, but that dont go for the rest of us.

Just back from a working trip to Aus and all I saw and heard on TV, ad boards and radio was how suarve and sophisticated Australians are, how they lead the way in standards of excellence and presentation and how the new world will be created around the Australian 'way of life'.

Then, I spot this in a shopping centre car park in central 'Metropolitan Sophisticated' Sydney.........



I mean, at least in Auckland we leave the farm equipment in the paddock before we go to the mall. What hairy arsed farmer parked his 'shit shifter' there......!!!

Just an observation, nothing more and nothing less...

Oh, and Kiwi chicks are 2000% better looking than any Aussie widget that came into view.....

Thats all, sorry to disturb you, carry on......

[Maha]

Thought you were in Strayia?

[Fatt Max]

Thought you were in Strayia?

Flew back last night, flying out again 6am Monday morning. Just having a weekend with the familiy

[Maha]

Flew back last night, flying out again 6am Monday morning. Just having a weekend with the familiy

Mint!...family sized Steak and Cheese?....

[mashman]

you sure that vehicle doesn't belong to an uncouth Kiwi trying to bring the tone of the place down

[Fatt Max]

you sure that vehicle doesn't belong to an uncouth Kiwi trying to bring the tone of the place down

Nah, the owner was definatley Aussie mate, Crock-of-shite Dundee if ever I saw one....

[Fatt Max]

Mint!...family sized Steak and Cheese?....

Oh yeah mate, and seeing as it is my birthday this coming Monday, you can only guess where I ate it from.......oohhhh.....

[DingoZ]

Aww c'mon Max, that's your damm rental vehicle. We know you asked for one that would make you feel at home.......

[Fatt Max]

Aww c'mon Max, that's your damm rental vehicle. We know you asked for one that would make you feel at home.......

Damn, I always knew you worked for a car hire company....

Mind you, I knew a woman who thought Hertz Van Rental was a Dutch footballer.....

[imdying]

Presumably a trolley collection tow vehicle. That's what happens when you live in a sophisticated country, they actually have malls big enough to justify things like that.

[Fatt Max]

Presumably a trolley collection tow vehicle. That's what happens when you live in a sophisticated country, they actually have malls big enough to justify things like that.

The words I am looking for rhyme with 'Clucking Bell'.....

Trolley collection tow vehicle, bwa ha ha.....

We have them in NZ, they are called 'students'

[DrunkenMistake]