Cats are staunch - Humans are wimps.

**onearmedbandit** · 12th April 2011, 09:24

How many of you would still be living a normal life with a gash so deep you can see your muscle underneath? Yeah right we'd be off to hospital as fast as possible, telling anyone we could we are about to die. Yet this is what happened to our cat. He came home the other day and I noticed him licking his left shoulder/leg quite a lot, so I had a look at him and there was a noticeable gash, about the size of a new 50c coin. So off to the vet we went, thinking he's need stitches. But no apparently with a course of anti-biotics the vet says it will heal fine, but not before moving the gash around to demonstrate to me the live workings of the inside of a cat.

This whole time he's been purring lots, rolling around in the sun, stretching, all the normal things cats do, just with a massive hole in his body. I commented about this to the vet, he simply put it as 'humans are wimps'.

As a thank you this morning, he brought us a bird. Still with a gash in his side. I caught the bird and took it outside, it flew off again but he chased it down catching it in mid-air, still with a gash in his side. Fucking impressive.

**Stirts** · 12th April 2011, 10:16

Originally Posted by onearmedbandit

How many of you would still be living a normal life.

I cook, clean, do the washing, ride my motorcycle and still live a normal life with a gash so deep you can see muscle underneath... what's the big deal

**willytheekid** · 12th April 2011, 11:12

Originally Posted by Stirts

I cook, clean, do the washing, ride my motorcycle and still live a normal life with a gash so deep you can see muscle underneath... what's the big deal

....because the cats happy & not making a big deal of it lol.....

...shutting up now

**Stirts** · 12th April 2011, 11:20

Originally Posted by willytheekid

....because the cats happy & not making a big deal of it lol.....

...shutting up now

Sounds like your pussy is not happy.

**nudemetalz** · 12th April 2011, 11:56

bloody hell....amazed at OAB's story or amazed at female and pussy mentioned together....and I have very difficultly refrained from saying anything rude, crude and undesirable...

Superprised Mr Pussy himself isn't here yet...lol

**willytheekid** · 12th April 2011, 12:28

Originally Posted by Stirts

Sounds like your pussy is not happy.

LOL, mines very happy thankyou, but like most seems to think her "wound" makes her special too

.....

......Im a sucker for self punishment lol

**marie_speeds** · 12th April 2011, 14:09

Originally Posted by willytheekid

Im a sucker for self punishment lol

Nuns at school told me I'd go to hell for that so you'd better lay off that...

**98tls** · 12th April 2011, 14:39

Originally Posted by Stirts

I cook, clean, do the washing, ride my motorcycle and still live a normal life with a gash so deep you can see muscle underneath... what's the big deal

Gold.

**boman** · 13th April 2011, 06:40

Originally Posted by Stirts

I cook, clean, do the washing, ride my motorcycle and still live a normal life with a gash so deep you can see muscle underneath... what's the big deal

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**Swoop** · 13th April 2011, 12:19

Originally Posted by Stirts

I cook, clean, do the washing, ride my motorcycle and still live a normal life with a gash so deep you can see muscle underneath... what's the big deal

I'll be impressed if you can clean your own arse with your tongue.

**Stirts** · 13th April 2011, 13:01

Originally Posted by Swoop

I'll be impressed if you can clean your own arse with your tongue.

Not too keen on the "clean" part

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**mrchips** · 13th April 2011, 18:43

I came across a pussy once, had most of it's face hanging off & flapping about, Gruesome stuff. It looked like a zombie cat from 'return of the living dead' yet it was still purring it's little head off.

Cats are tuff shit alright, not like wimpy dogs & humans.

**JimO** · 13th April 2011, 20:31

Originally Posted by mrchips

I came across a pussy once, had most of it's face hanging off & flapping about, Gruesome stuff. It looked like a zombie cat from 'return of the living dead' yet it was still purring it's little head off.

Cats are tuff shit alright, not like wimpy dogs & humans.

well give ma a dog any day

**Okey Dokey** · 14th April 2011, 13:25

Cats rule and dogs drool

**F5 Dave** · 15th April 2011, 12:06

Originally Posted by Stirts

I cook, clean, do the washing, ride my motorcycle and still live a normal life with a gash so deep you can see muscle underneath... what's the big deal

This is KB. Photos or it didn't happen