Ha ha. At least you made an impression.
Born to be mild
Ha ha. At least you made an impression.
Grow older but never grow up
Forum whore
I've got some news for you...........Originally Posted by aprilia_RS250
Highway Biker
Was it visible? Not much chance of blaming someone else if yr trailing a brown cloud behind ya.
Its knackered!.
YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH
LMAO...mate you got a full dose of murphy's law there...such bad luck! If it was me, I would pretend like nothing has happened, or blame some "prick" who got out of the lift on the 11th floor.
At least she has definitely noticed you now.
Nail your colours to the mast that all may look upon them and know who you are.
It takes a big man to cry...and an even bigger man to laugh at that man.
KB Chief Cat Herder
Somebody quick off the mark would've stepped out and told her not to get in there cos the guy that got out further up nearly shit himself. Much more polite of course, but you get the drift.
Zen wisdom: No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. - obviously had KB in mind when he came up with that gem
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
Forum whore
Pictures or it didnt happen..
Haha
I would have blamed it on the elevators breaks, would have made up some really lengthy story and give the apearence i know what the f**k i was talking about, it usually pans out alright haha
Moped rider
Love is in the air!
Thought for the day: Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything but they're funny when they're pushed down the stairs. Also: Who picks up guide dog shit?
Forum whore
Stress less, women love a guy they can civilise....
The Sharif don't like it!
Great conversation starter, I guess....
If she doesn't love your gas, then she isn't for you!
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
Moped rider
Yeah so true.....the farting in bed then pulling the blankets up over the head is just sooooo romanticGreat conversation starter, I guess....
If she doesn't love your gas, then she isn't for you!
-Indy
Double shot!!
You shoulda put a big grin on and grabbed them both and pulled them away from the elevator.. "dont go in there - I just farted real bad.." It's a good excuse to get kino with them, have a chuckle, and later act like it was all a gag.. when only you know the terrible terrible truth lol.
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"read what Steve says. He's right."
"What Steve said pretty much summed it up."
"I did axactly as you said and it worked...!!"
"Wow, Great advise there DB."
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Forum whore
Ah, the ol' Dutch Oven. Its hilarity will never die
Bite my shiney metal ass
If that's what love smells like count me out!Love is in the air!
Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. -Samuel Johnson
The Sharif don't like it!
I see you've played 'Farty-Sheety' before.
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
BogOff-Cant you see I'm busy?
It was only the day before that she said to her mate when referring to you:
"I wouldn't kick him out of bed for farting"
I recon she might have changed her mind
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