Screwed up. Couldn't help it really

**NinjaNanna** · 14th April 2011, 16:11

Originally Posted by steve_t

Ah, the ol' Dutch Oven. Its hilarity will never die

The real art is to fart and then turn the light on so they dive under the sheet and dutchie themselves

**shafty** · 14th April 2011, 17:14

Yeah, think of it as prep for future 'fluffing of the sheets '.....

**slofox** · 14th April 2011, 18:03

So! What happened today then? Did she cut you dead? Or did she assume, from the stink, that you already are dead?

**steve_t** · 14th April 2011, 18:11

Originally Posted by slofox

So! What happened today then? Did she cut you dead? Or did she assume, from the stink, that you already are dead?

Or that something crawled up your butt and died?

**sugilite:Me** · 14th April 2011, 18:12

Originally Posted by Mental Trousers

Somebody quick off the mark would've stepped out and told her not to get in there cos the guy that got out further up nearly shit himself. Much more polite of course, but you get the drift.

Oh yeah, I think she got the drift

**marie_speeds** · 14th April 2011, 19:26

Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones

I see you've played 'Farty-Sheety' before.

-Indy

Yep one of my fave bedtime games....always sets the mood

**sgtp** · 14th April 2011, 20:07

One of the hardest, but most satisfying hurdles of any relationship is getting past the "fart barrier". Damn! the OP is a f-ing rockstar!

**aprilia_RS250** · 14th April 2011, 22:36

Haven't seen her today... Might be a good thing.

But the boys at work had a good laugh when I told 'em about it. After lunch there was an Imodium packet sitting on my desk and someone left a spare nappy

... A work mate even filled in the security guy at the counter about it and when I was in he suggested we call him up ask him if there were any ambulances called up last night. The security guy should win a fucking oscar, there he was on the speakerphone, very convincingly telling us 2 chicks passed after they pressed the lift alarm, blah blah blah etc. Very glad it turned out to be bullocks.

So not really looking forward to the day miss 10th floor and I cross paths...

**Indiana_Jones** · 14th April 2011, 22:38

Originally Posted by aprilia_RS250

So not really looking forward to the day miss 10th floor and I cross paths...

We are....

-Indy

**Reckless** · 15th April 2011, 00:03

Originally Posted by Mental Trousers

Somebody quick off the mark would've stepped out and told her not to get in there cos the guy that got out further up nearly shit himself. Much more polite of course, but you get the drift.

You got it brother! Seems he wasn't a very quick thinker!! Missed opportunity there!

Originally Posted by DangerousBastard

You shoulda put a big grin on and grabbed them both and pulled them away from the elevator.. "dont go in there - I just farted real bad.." It's a good excuse to get kino with them, have a chuckle, and later act like it was all a gag.. when only you know the terrible terrible truth lol.

OH this is a bad choice! Telling them you stink like a dead cow is a conversation starter!

gorgeous women you've never met are gonna be just grovelling on the floor over that pick up line!!

Originally Posted by aprilia_RS250

Haven't seen her today... Might be a good thing.

But the boys at work had a good laugh when I told 'em about it. After lunch there was an Imodium packet sitting on my desk and someone left a spare nappy

... A work mate even filled in the security guy at the counter about it and when I was in he suggested we call him up ask him if there were any ambulances called up last night. The security guy should win a fucking oscar, there he was on the speakerphone, very convincingly telling us 2 chicks passed after they pressed the lift alarm, blah blah blah etc. Very glad it turned out to be bullocks.

So not really looking forward to the day miss 10th floor and I cross paths...

No NO no you got a big mouth sonny Jim!! If this story ever gets back to her your fucked mate!! And its gonna LOL!! with half the place incl security sniggering at her everytime she walks past!
Ya never no she could even be a Kiwibiker

Great story LOL!! Keep use updated aye! Best of luck!