Thought I'd got over doing this sort of thing...

[Edbear]

Bummer! I've long been known as the fall-over expert, especially falling down stairs but I haven't fallen off, over or down anything for a while now... until today...

I've just started upper-body strength training at physio and I'd been looking forward to it as I'm as weak as the proverbial kitten after my accident and lack of activity coupled with Cushing's Disease.

So anyway, today my back neighbour had borrowed my mate's trailer to take some garden waste to the tip and I went along with him for the ride. I'd just chucked a couple of old paint tins in the heap and turned to walk back to the truck when I tripped over the edge of the concrete, coming down heavily on my hands and onto my right side. I felt and heard my rib go 'pop'...

Result, bruised heels of my hands, grazed right knee and a damned sore rib or two! So it's off to the Doc in the morning to check the ribs out as I hope they're just bruised and not cracked. My back seems okay though...

You can imagine the reception I got when I got home and sheepishly told Mrs. Bear...

[nadroj]

Did it start with "You Stupid Baaaa........"

[Edbear]

Did it start with "You Stupid Baaaa........"

I think it was something along those lines along with a threat to confine me to the house for the rest of my life or summat like that...

[oldrider]

Hey Ed, self abuse means wanking your dick not beating the shit out of your self they way you are doing it!

You only get issued with one body per lifetime, you have to look after it!

Sorry to hear about this new incident, heal fast and try to stay upright in every possible way!

Tomorrow morning say to yourself, today is the first day of the rest of my life, then just make sure it happens for a long long time.

Cheers and good luck, John.

[Edbear]

Hey Ed, self abuse means wanking your dick not beating the shit out of your self they way you are doing it!

You only get issued with one body per lifetime, you have to look after it!

Sorry to hear about this new incident, heal fast and try to stay upright in every possible way!

Tomorrow morning say to yourself, today is the first day of the rest of my life, then just make sure it happens for a long long time.

Cheers and good luck, John.

Yeah, I know, mate... I'm really due for a replacment body, could I steal Dan Carter's? It might reduce the hilarity response when I jump out in front of the Missus with no clothes on...