Something to start the day off well...

[Blackbird]

Read this first:-

Click here: eBay item 4556985749 (Ends 17-Jun-05 00:26:49 BST) - Lotus Esprit Turbo

then read this!!!

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1436341.html

[placidfemme]

lol hell hath no wrath like that of a woman scorned!

[XTC]

Right that's it! No more affairs and flirting for me..... I'm off to tell all the ladies down the old folks home that it's over.... Wish me luck.

[placidfemme]

Right that's it! No more affairs and flirting for me..... I'm off to tell all the ladies down the old folks home that it's over.... Wish me luck.

*gives you a pillow to cover your head when they try to hit you with their purse*

[ajturbo]

good one.. i like her !


what a wanker.. he deseves what he gets!!!!!!

sure it is fun to have a laugh.. but he went a bit far..
silly plonker for putting the car in her name

[Skunk]

What a ferkin dork - and I'm talking about the way he treated her.

Got what he deserved.

[Biff]

I vote wanker too. Serves him right.
Wish I'd known - I'd have given her at least $10 for it.
LOTUS - Lots Of Trouble Usualy Serious

[Eurygnomes]

Y'ouch! Still, what sort of idiot puts his 'pride and joy' in her name? Not to mention 'forgetting' that he may have been 'on air' and flirting shamelessly with others. Cock. He deserves it (and WHO bought it - that's the REAL question!).

[Beemer]

I like her style! I suppose he put it in her name as some sort of tax dodge so the tax department will probably be after him now too! Me, I would have sold it for more than 50p and pocketed the money!

He sounds like a real dork, I thought the rule when making jokes was not to use family members as targets. Hope the kid doesn't turn out like its father and the wife finds someone who isn't such a wanker!